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Hamz1989
  • Town/Country : Northbrook ILLINOIS, U.S.A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 314
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Hamz1989 : I'm one of the nicest cats you'll ever have the pleasure in knowing.

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Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21323) - you deserved it (1576)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:52pm - kids - by NeverEscaping (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14111) - you deserved it (7690)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States



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