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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 673
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Hamz1989 : I'm one of the nicest cats you'll ever have the pleasure in knowing.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Hamz1989's favorite FMLs

Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30292) - you deserved it (2791)

On 02/02/2013 at 7:52pm - kids - by NeverEscaping (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, while traveling with my cat, I had a mini-freakout when I realized that I left his favorite toy in the hotel room. I'm a 30-year-old man. FML


I agree, your life sucks (20647) - you deserved it (9153)

On 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm - animals - by speshlk37 (man) - United States

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