About Hamz1989 : I'm one of the nicest cats you'll ever have the pleasure in knowing.
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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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Today, I decided at age 18 that it's time to put into storage the picture books that have been collecting dust in my room for nearly a decade. My mother took this as a sign that I'm planning to move out and abandon her forever, and has been crying for the last four hours. FML
by NeverEscaping / 02/02/2013 at 7:52pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by speshlk37 / 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Animals
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…