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Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (190611) - you deserved it (33566)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta



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