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Haleyz
  • Town/Country : Rapture, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 29
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Haleyz : Hi, I'm Haley c: I like video games. I also love to draw :3 Uhm... Derp?

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Today, I was assigned to write a short story about what we imagine Earth to be like in 500 years, and daily conflicts people experience. My teacher loved it and read it aloud to the class. He asked for my inspiration, and I didn't have the heart to say that I ripped off Mass Effect 3. FML

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130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5527) - you deserved it (13457)

On 09/12/2012 at 12:24am - misc - by brianfantana32 - United States (Washington)

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Today, my girlfriend, who is very self conscious about her body, finally decided to have sex with me. She told me to wait a few minutes, so I did. I stripped and turned around to find her in a one-piece swimsuit, with a hole cut out of the crotch. FML

#17088739
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62957) - you deserved it (5691)

On 07/13/2011 at 1:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came home from work. I was really tired and told my son that I would make him dinner later. He called the cops saying, "Mommy won't feed me." FML

#13485553
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26897) - you deserved it (4283)

On 10/17/2010 at 12:52pm - kids - by Lauren Smith - United States (California)

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

#5187639
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43815) - you deserved it (2267)

On 09/11/2009 at 2:27pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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