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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 June 1985 (30 years)
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  • Number of visits : 514
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33611) - you deserved it (3693)

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