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About Haha_no_123 : I'm a girl and I live in Canada, Eh. That's all you get to know :)

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yesterday my son had to call me from his school's principal's office cuz he was disrupting his health class by laughing whenever the teacher said "sex". My son is 16. FML

#19453519
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24024) - you deserved it (3652)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:18am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

my girlfriend of 2 years textd me saying "I can't wait to f*ck later." I replid saying, "Couldn't we just spend time together?" Her response was, "What r you, a girl?" FML

#19453436
232 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18380) - you deserved it (47607)

On 04/12/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by girly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today... I told mah fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said... "My dick loves yur mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML

#19231360
144 comments

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On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

#19046933
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

TODAY MY FRIEND'S KID CHASED ME WITH A RUSTY SHARP TENT PEG AND THREATENED TO KILL ME. WHEN I FINALLY GOT HIM TO CALM DOWN HE RAN OFF TO HIS ROOM. LATER I FOUND THE TENT PEG UNDER HIS PILLOW WITH A NOTE THAT SAID MY NAME. MY FRIEND THINKS IT'S HILARIOUS. I AM STAYING HERE 4 A WEEK. FML

#19046933
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27234) - you deserved it (2055)

On 02/11/2012 at 8:41am - kids - by FuckLife (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, A Strangar Told Ma How Proud Ha Was That My Boyfriand An I Wara So Opan With Our Saxuality . For Tha Past Thraa Yaars, Most Strangars Hava Thought Wa Ara A Pair Of Gay Man . I Am A Woman . Maga FML

#18976383
165 comments

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On 02/02/2012 at 1:29pm - love - by Mrs. Man (woman) - United States (Iowa)

2day I had to sit my 13-year-old son down an explain to him that I'd noticed that his pajamas feel a little "crispy" when I pick them up to do the laundry, an ask if he could start using tissues when having some "alone time." FML

#18966482
249 comments

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On 02/01/2012 at 2:11am - intimacy - by stainseverywhere (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
186 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got to be an innocent victim caught in the middle of a farting war between my boyfriend and my 10-year-old son. I fear my sense of smell will never recover. FML

#18958302
111 comments

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On 01/31/2012 at 1:22am - kids - by beautifulme (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with mah girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, ( You like mah tushy, baby? ) ( I want to fellate you so bad, ) and ( You'll need some ice after this one. ) My boner practically retracted into mah body. FML

#18954927
263 comments

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On 01/30/2012 at 7:25pm - intimacy - by ugh (man) - United States

yesterday I spent two ours perfecting a really romantic text message to ma boyfriend 4 our one year anniversary. I listd all te tings I lovd about im, an recalld some of our best times togeter. Two minutes after I sent it, e replid, "Hu?" FML

#18954605
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23476) - you deserved it (9193)

On 01/30/2012 at 6:51pm - love - by upupandaway (woman) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I picked up my driver's looool licence and my keys off the floor at the same time.. . using only my toes . This was the highlight of my day . FML

#18949716
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19277) - you deserved it (5421)

On 01/30/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Tasmania)

TODAY, I WAS STANDING IN TE BATROOM AND FARTED. IT FELT LIKE SOMEONE STABBED ME IN TE BUTT. I JUMPED OUT OF SOCK, AND MY EAD SLAMMED INTO TE MIRROR. MY GLASSES FELL ONTO TE FLOOR AND BROKE. I NOW NEED NEW GLASSES, A NEW MIRROR, AND AN ICE PACK FOR MY EAD. ALL BECAUSE I FARTED. FML

#18946444
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23195) - you deserved it (9961)

On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT GOOGLE+ HAS BEEN AUTOMATICALLY UPLOADING MAH CELL PHONE PICTURE AS I TAKE THEM. MY FRIEND HAVE NOW SEEN PICTURE OF ME, MAH PENIS, AND OTHER THING TOO HORRIFYING TO TALK ABOUT. FML

#18945896
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14956) - you deserved it (41395)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33649) - you deserved it (3042)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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