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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 March 1995 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was repainting the walls in my room. While painting, I noticed a dark spot on the wall that wouldn't seem to go away no matter how much paint I put on it. A bucket of paint and hours later, I realized that "dark spot" was a shadow. FML

#12214891
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7923) - you deserved it (54405)

On 07/30/2010 at 9:44pm - misc - by ick - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my girlfriend started a fake argument and pretended to be mad at me for four days, which was almost enough time for the gigantic hickey that my best friend gave her on her neck to heal. FML

#8588296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36967) - you deserved it (2007)

On 02/23/2010 at 1:57pm - love - by mrniceguy - United States

Today, I told my husband that while he was away I had had a miscarriage. His response? "If you can't take care of our baby while it is still inside you, how can I trust you to take care of it when it comes out?" FML

#6752846
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38816) - you deserved it (3138)

On 12/14/2009 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by sadsadlady (woman) - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

Today, I saw a weight loss 'before and after' advertisement and I wished I could at least look like the 'before'. FML

#5301983
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33937) - you deserved it (21971)

On 09/16/2009 at 9:43pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I woke up after a night of partying and went to the bathroom. That’s when I realized that after passing out with my shoes on last night, my friends decided use a black sharpie and play “connect the dots” with my acne. FML

#1905564
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39733) - you deserved it (18539)

On 05/13/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at the school's rec center, working out for the first time in a while. While there, there was this very mysteriously attractive girl who kept shooting me glances. I asked for her number and she responded by saying "if you can lift this same weight as me". I couldn't. FML

#157992
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37872) - you deserved it (11694)

On 02/28/2009 at 12:03am - misc - by caswell 1 (man) - United States (Oregon)



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