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HStexasblonde
  • Town/Country : Plano, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 243
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About HStexasblonde : Blonde hair,blue eyes,beach volleyball player,love to have fun,always at parties,never at home. I sleep where I pass out;)

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Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23003) - you deserved it (2725)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17652) - you deserved it (2708)

On 02/14/2010 at 10:09pm - love - by Vgameboi (man) - United States (California)



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