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About HStexasblonde : Blonde hair,blue eyes,beach volleyball player,love to have fun,always at parties,never at home. I sleep where I pass out;)
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was showing off pictures of me to co-workers. It wasn't until later that he said, "Don't worry, they were old pictures, from when you were hot." They were from four years ago. FML
Friday 17 October 2014