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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 February 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 216
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HLinc : World Traveler, university student, and FML addict.

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Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35512) - you deserved it (3710)

On 05/18/2015 at 12:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML

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178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56154) - you deserved it (3423)

On 08/18/2013 at 5:37am - kids - by DrtySnchez - United States (Georgia)



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