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HAnkYPoo
  • Town/Country : milwaukee, U.S of A
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1984 (29 years)
  • Number of visits : 5600
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HAnkYPoo : im white and dont live on a farm

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Today, I thought I was giving a woman the orgasm of a lifetime until I realized that she was telling me to stop pulling her hair. FML

#3826
10 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7695) - you deserved it (29669)

On 01/30/2009 at 4:07pm - intimacy - by Hubris - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said "man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says "I'm a member of that church". OOPS. Silence. FML

#3651
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6848) - you deserved it (20700)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:07am - misc - by pop_rox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18204) - you deserved it (6127)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18998) - you deserved it (2785)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18998) - you deserved it (2785)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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