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HAnkYPoo

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 August 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5953
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HAnkYPoo : im white and dont live on a farm

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HAnkYPoo's favorite FMLs

Today, I was riding in a carpool when we passed a church that has a shady reputation. I said "man, all those people are being brainwashed, it's a cult". The lady sitting in the back seat behind me says "I'm a member of that church". OOPS. Silence. FML

#3651
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9090) - you deserved it (25984)

On 01/30/2009 at 9:07am - misc - by pop_rox - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

#3587
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22711) - you deserved it (6929)

On 01/30/2009 at 6:39am - misc - by Anon - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (3561)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)

Today, a toddler's play ball rolled over to me in the park. I playfully pitched it to him as his parents watched from afar. The ball hit him in the face. FML

#3469
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25025) - you deserved it (3561)

On 01/29/2009 at 6:08pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New York)



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