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H3YG1RL
  • Town/Country : Hell, US
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 September 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 239
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About H3YG1RL : I am a grammar nazi. I correct spelling errors if I am the first to notice them.

I joke around alot. Don't take me seriously on anything offensive I say.

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Today, my dad came to confiscate my phone. I stuck it in between my boobs so he wouldn't be able to see it. He said, "Honey, your breasts aren't big enough to hide that." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13029) - you deserved it (37014)

On 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm - misc - by G - United States (California)



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