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GxwMakaveli
  • Town/Country : Phildelphia,PA, United States OF America
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 November 1991 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 266
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About GxwMakaveli : Laid Back, Easy To Get Along With, Likes to Chill, And Sometimes I Like Doing Stupid Ass Random Shit With Friends.
I Play My 360 When I Feel Like Laying Back And Not Doing Anything. I'm Currently In a Clan Called (Team vGaming), Sponsored, And In the Top 1000 of a million. lol
Hit Me Up On My Aim s/n - Jrz Most wanted

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Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30831) - you deserved it (130770)

On 03/16/2009 at 12:02pm - misc - by natty (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I had to run to catch my train, so I didn't get the chance to buy a ticket. When the conductor was in sight, I saw he was a young man and I opened my top a little, in hopes of not having to pay a fine. When I told him I didn't buy a ticket he said: "Close your top, I'm gay". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16646) - you deserved it (112150)

On 03/07/2009 at 7:03am - intimacy - by Mulee (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)



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