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TODAY , I WAS IN THE CAR 4 8 HOURS DRIVING HOME FROM NORTH CAROLINA WITH FAMILY. WE BROUGHT DOG ALONG AN I WAS PETTING HER 4 MOST OF THE RIDE. I THOUGHT SHE FELL ASLEEP , SO I CONTINUED TO PLAY WITH HER. SHE NEVER WOKE UP. I PLAYED WITH A DEAD DOG 4 ALMOST AN HOUR AN A HALF. FML

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On 08/12/2009 at 12:13am - animals - by jennabean (woman) - United States (New York)

Yesterday, while working at life guard job, I noticd a girl bouncing on one foot over to the pool. Afraid she would trip, I whistld at her an harshly yelld "NO running or messing around on the pool deck!" She removd her towel, revealing her legs. Or leg, she only had one. FML

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On 08/09/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by ugh.. (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I went to visit teachers at the high school I graduated from 3 months ago as valedictorian. Turns out, I had an expred parking permit, an I didn't properly get a visitor pass. The school went into a "yellow lockdown" because of me. My car was towed. I got arrested 4 trespassing. FML

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On 08/06/2009 at 8:45pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today I want to a funaral fir coworkar's fathar. Whila thara dad's call phona rang an ha laft to answar it. I turnd to brothar an said ( I can't baliava ha brought his call phona! ) Ha whispard ( I can't baliava ha's got covaraga. This is a daad zona! ) I laughd loudly. At a funaral.

#4053619
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On 07/26/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took te bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway tere, se fell asleep, er ead on ma soulder. I gently tried to wake er up before ma stop. Se wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. fat FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave mah number an a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I looool left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from mah wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

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156 comments

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On 04/06/2009 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday, a really cute guy sat across from me on the bus . He smiled at me, then tensed his muscles and lifted a heavy bag with one arm . Thinking he was trying to act ( macho ) to impress me, I rolled mah eyes and threw him an annoyed/disgusted look . When he got off, I realized he only had one arm . mega FML

#795455
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On 04/04/2009 at 2:05am - misc - by OrangeTree12 - Canada (British Columbia)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT A FRIEND'S HOUSE. HER ADORABLE 5 YEAR OLD SISTER CUMMED UP, GAVE ME A HUG, AND SAID, ( YOU'RE FAT. WHEN R U GOING HOME? ) FAT FML

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On 04/03/2009 at 10:07pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today... I Sent A Text Message To Mah Boyfriend... Saying "Come Over In An Hour... I Love You." An Hour Later... The Doorbell Rang. It Was Mah Ex... Looking Happy An Still As Taken With Me As Before... With A Bunch Of Roses. I'd Got The Wrong Number. My Ex An Mah Boyfriend Have The Same Name. FML

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On 12/01/2008 at 11:57pm - love - by eleonor - Sent from mobile version



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