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Guy247bp2
  • Town/Country : Lawrenceville, GA, U. S. A., u.s.a, u.s.a, My Location
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 15 October 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Guy247bp2 : I DON'T have rabies. If that helps you stalk me, then GOOD FOR YOU!!!!

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Today, my boss recognized my shoes under the stall wall and had a conversation with me while we were both taking a dump. I had severe diarrhea. FML

#19320303
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22809) - you deserved it (1762)

On 03/21/2012 at 1:10pm - work - by Username - United States (New York)

Today, I managed to cut myself on a piece of chocolate. FML

#19130391
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24244) - you deserved it (7904)

On 02/21/2012 at 10:33am - health - by mary (woman) - Australia

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

#19083998
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13623) - you deserved it (10313)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:26am - health - by too tight (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at a choir convention, and everyone sings the national anthem outside their rooms each night. I was not informed and took a shower. My roommates opened the door, yanked me out, and locked me out of the room to sing wearing just a towel. The guy down the hall was video taping it. FML

#19054485
96 comments

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On 02/12/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by TowelSinger (woman) -

Today, I learned that when microwaveable pizzas say "Caution, hot after cooking" what they really mean is that you should be prepared for the cardboard tray to fall apart when you try to pick it up and that boiling hot cheese is going to run down your arm. FML

#18853779
169 comments

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On 01/19/2012 at 3:19pm - health - by ohforcheese - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, I spent two hours filling out an online application and questionnaire for a potential employer. The application stated that there were no right or wrong answers and to answer truthfully. I was automatically rejected. FML

#18853580
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20754) - you deserved it (4547)

On 01/19/2012 at 2:45pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (South Carolina)

Today, it's Friday the 13th. I've never been superstitious, and I figured it would be a normal day, that is until my hot water heater exploded and rained water into my downstairs neighbour's apartment for two hours before anyone noticed. FML

#18795817
163 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 1:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
183 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

#18749585
172 comments

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On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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