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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 1594
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Gunnie's favorite FMLs

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

#2456065
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38649) - you deserved it (23324)

On 05/31/2009 at 2:46am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

#2418263
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20972) - you deserved it (219809)

On 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

#697920
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20021) - you deserved it (68959)

On 03/30/2009 at 3:06am - misc - by Mark (man) - United States

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

#615927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16001) - you deserved it (70467)

On 03/26/2009 at 12:42am - misc - by Alex (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

#285039
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16160) - you deserved it (65387)

On 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm - misc - by Jaeda (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

#24019
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47420) - you deserved it (7931)

On 02/11/2009 at 2:14am - misc - by J (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

#612
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19021) - you deserved it (4121)

On 12/30/2008 at 11:53am - love - by Noname - Australia (New South Wales)



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