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  • Town/Country : ,
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2872
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Gunnie's page activity

Visits<b>oomph</b> - the 05/18/2016 at 11:38am<b>blackeyeidiot</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 11:03pm<b>marcodeaux</b> - the 04/11/2016 at 1:01am<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 03/14/2016 at 12:30pm<b>maddymarie123</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 8:07pm<b>TheLastCenturion</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 7:46am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 01/19/2016 at 8:14pm<b>lucythomson</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 4:06pm<b>orios105</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 7:00pm<b>Mons</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 11:49am<b>Quendolin</b> - the 01/07/2016 at 1:22am<b>LadyLuck93</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 5:19pm<b>10nachoman10</b> - the 01/06/2016 at 4:56pm<b>trashyant</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 10:34am<b>Captain_Brittain</b> - the 11/20/2015 at 3:21pm<b>MrBlackledge</b> - the 11/19/2015 at 1:19pm<b>IridianShadow</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 7:36pm<b>LuckBeNimble</b> - the 10/19/2015 at 12:15pm

Fucked!<b>youngmuller1</b> - the 09/08/2015 at 6:53am

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Gunnie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was really upset after work, and tearily asked my boyfriend to bring something over to cheer me up when he visited later. An hour or so later he arrived, having bought me a brand new large purple dildo to "brighten my mood". FML

by BigPurplePresent / 07/28/2009 at 9:34am / South Africa (Western Cape) / Intimacy

Today, the girl I like came over to my house to watch a movie. We had seen pretty much every movie that I suggested, so we ended up watching The Lion King. I forgot how sad that movie is, because once Mufasa died I started bawling my eyes out. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 2:46am / United States (Georgia) / Love

Today, I tried to imitate Mary Poppins by jumping off a shed with an umbrella. I spent the next 3 hours in the emergency room. My leg is broken. FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2009 at 11:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML

by Mark / 03/30/2009 at 3:06am / United States / Love

Today, I realized my friends and I should be more careful what we say around my younger brother. I never thought he was paying attention until today. My stepmom told him it was time to go to bed. He responded, "I think it's time for you to suck one." My brother is 4. FML

by Alex / 03/26/2009 at 12:42am / United States (Georgia) / Kids

Today, my boss forgot her meeting with an official from the military base and called to ask me to handle it. The very cute Marine showed up that afternoon and we talked for an hour. After he left, I realized I had forgotten about the paper mustache I taped to my face for fun that morning. FML

by Jaeda / 03/12/2009 at 4:04pm / United States (Washington) / Work

Today, at lunch I ordered a coke. The waiter replied "diet coke?" and I corrected him saying, "No, regular coke." He shook his head and said again, "diet coke." FML

by J / 02/11/2009 at 2:14am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, after seeing a girl for a few weeks on and off I sent her a text to see if she wanted to go out the next saturday. Predictive text changed "go" to "in". So..."Why don't we in out on saturday?" She stopped calling me. FML

by Noname / 12/30/2008 at 11:53am / Australia (New South Wales) / Love