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  • Number of visits : 1499
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Visits<b>Guy1009</b> - the 04/18/2016 at 8:11pm<b>CalixQyu</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 4:58pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 4:44pm<b>The12thPaladin</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 5:50pm<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 5:39am<b>sarika</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 12:15am<b>ShirtlessWonder</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 2:09am<b>johobus28</b> - the 10/14/2015 at 1:33am<b>ratman775</b> - the 10/11/2015 at 5:43am<b>pandachuk</b> - the 09/27/2015 at 10:43am<b>Galym3d3</b> - the 09/10/2015 at 9:49am<b>DamnBailie</b> - the 08/24/2015 at 9:39pm<b>Jaymojustmaybe</b> - the 08/18/2015 at 11:15pm<b>Kevinmeowbeanz</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 10:39pm<b>Twisted_Killjoy</b> - the 07/17/2015 at 11:27am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 2:30pm<b>Iarla_ceapaire93</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 8:07pm<b>hayd3nwhite</b> - the 06/29/2015 at 1:03pm

Fucked!<b>CalixQyu</b> - the 02/28/2016 at 10:58pm<b>Crazion</b> - the 02/11/2016 at 10:44pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/06/2015 at 2:17pm<b>xninix</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 10:25pm

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Gummybears4life's favorite FMLs

Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML

by CrappyValentine / 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm / Netherlands (Noord-Holland) / Love

Today, I got mauled by a cat named Mr. Sprinkles. FML

by zzdug / 02/07/2010 at 10:19pm / United States (Virginia) / Animals

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

by kikinemo / 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was telling my cousin about my boyfriend, who plays guitar and sings very well, has dark hair, and wears girl pants. After telling her these things, she's quiet for a moment before she looks at me and says, "So... You're dating a Jonas brother?" FML

by kikinemo / 01/16/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was cashiering at Target when an old woman came into my checkout line. Her items? Variety pack of pleasuring condoms, a bottle of KY sensual lube, and two colorful thongs. As I'm scanning these, she leans in and whispers, "I love toys." FML

by the_captain / 06/22/2009 at 8:21pm / United States (Oregon) / Work