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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 February 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 276
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Guitargod446's favorite FMLs

Today, I happily announced to my parents that I'm pregnant. My dad later handed me a printout containing a list of nearby abortion clinics. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26371) - you deserved it (2390)

On 08/28/2015 at 1:06am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the crazy son of a bitch who lives next door to me once again got into a loud, rather one-sided argument with his cat. 20 minutes later, he knocked on my door, asking if he could stay at my place for a couple of days. The look he gave me when I said no has me fearing for my life. FML


I agree, your life sucks (57207) - you deserved it (4338)

On 06/05/2013 at 6:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

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