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Gstone5
  • Town/Country : Brussels, Belgium
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 March 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 1102
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41908) - you deserved it (4261)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36524) - you deserved it (18831)

On 02/19/2009 at 7:17pm - health - by Noname (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a fraternity party, and one of the hosts said over the loudspeaker "turn to the person next to you and picture them naked, then drink a beer if the mental image disturbs you". I turned, only to be face-to-face with my ex-boyfriend. He drank two beers. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28858) - you deserved it (3983)

On 02/15/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Noname - United States (New Hampshire)



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