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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 March 1992 (23 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1859
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, I was walking down te street an spotted a man wo was about 6 an a alf feet tall passing by me. As e passed me, I turned an asked im "How's te weater up tere?" He ten turned around, spat on me, an replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
312 comments

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On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

TODAY... I LOST MY PHONE. I TRIED TO CALL IT USING MY HUSBAND'S PHONE... BUT COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH OF THE THREE KATES IN THE CONTACT LIST WAS ME. TURNS OUT... TWO ARE CO-WORKERS AN ONE IS HIS AUNT. I WAS LISTED UNDER SATAN. FML

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232 comments

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On 03/15/2010 at 7:22pm - love - by Satan (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today... I was at my boyfriend's house... when I needed the loo. The door was ajar... so I walked into his bathroom... sat down... an started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

#9040804
155 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 4:17am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Havering)

I AGREED TO LET MY BOYFRIEND COVER EVERY INCH OF MY BODY IN WHIPPED CREAM AN LICK IT OFF. WE WERE BOTH ENJOYING IT UNTIL HIS 9 YEAR OLD SISTER WALKED IN AN STARTED CRYING. FML

#8890644
131 comments

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On 03/07/2010 at 10:46am - intimacy - by fml (woman) - United States (Florida)

TODAY, MAH MOM WALKED IN ON ME AND MAH BOYFRIEND HAVING SEX. SHE WAS COMPLETELY EMBARRASSED (AS WAS I) AND SHE FLEW OUT OF THE ROOM. MY BOYFRIEND, ON THE OTHER HAND, STILL WANTED TO FINISH. FML

#8818835
121 comments

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On 03/04/2010 at 5:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the shops with mah little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many drty looks. She thought it was hilarious. mega FML

#8330425
181 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

2day I Realizd I Can Never Live With Mah Fiancée. A Childhood Of Systematic Teasing , Abuse , An Humiliation Has Made Me Terrifid To Use A Bathroom Around A Guy If There's The Slightest Chance I Can Be Heard , Seen , Or Even Have Anyone Know Wat I'm Up To. Therapy Has Yet To Fix Anything. Mega FML

#8164087
214 comments

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On 02/12/2010 at 10:23am - love - by silentsuzie (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, after confessing my love fir my best friend, he looked at me and said "I'm not feeling it. But does this mean we can have sex?" FML

#7618857
74 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 7:09pm - intimacy - by Boned...hard - Sent from mobile version

Today I was letting mah boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on mah face he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML

#7609277
332 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 8:35am - intimacy - by chanclepants - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease 4 me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shrt and then pants off frst. He was wereing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML

#7606758
94 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 2:35am - intimacy - by DuChaillu (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, at mah school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 fir Haiti . They r doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money . FML

#7603599
273 comments

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On 01/27/2010 at 12:07am - misc - by evil - United States (South Carolina)

Today, my grandpa, a married ig scool teacer, got arrested fir aving an inappropriate relationsip wit a female student. Hereing te news, I called my grandma crying. Not only is e most likely going to jail, looool but in seven monts I will ave a new aunt wo is eigteen yeres younger tan me. FML

#7594942
169 comments

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On 01/26/2010 at 7:09pm - misc - by newniece (woman) - United States (Ohio)

yesterday while in the waiting room at the chropractor's office, I thought I'd be sexy an flash my boyfriend. Forgetting that my iPhone was in the front pocket of my hoodie, I lifted it quickly an hit myself in the mouth. Now I have a fat bloody lip an a boyfriend who can't stop laughing. FML

#7469171
90 comments

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On 01/21/2010 at 2:31am - intimacy - by im_radd (woman) - United States

Today... I fell asleep after finishing mah exam. I had a dream I was falling and woke up smashing mah face on the desk. Everyone laughd. FML

#7459742
111 comments

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On 01/20/2010 at 6:19pm - health - by M_Kclift1994 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was stuck on the toilet with a huge stomachache after eating bad food the day before. I got up to flush when I noticed that there was a cockroach struggling feebly in the pile of crap. I'll never know if it got there before or after I crapped. FML

#7379683
141 comments

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On 01/16/2010 at 3:19pm - health - by dire-rear (woman) - Singapore



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