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Today, I was working my shift and my ex girlfriend came in to apply for a job. She broke up with me for another guy so i can't stand being in the same room as her. The manager talked to her and decided to hire her on the spot. I need to train her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50241) - you deserved it (2435)

On 02/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by jeezy - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend asked if her friend Alex from high school could join in with us and we could have an amazing threesome. As a horny dude how could I say no? Turns out Alex is also a guys name. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (13636) - you deserved it (59073)

On 02/02/2009 at 11:29am - intimacy - by Randy Savage (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I decided to spend a night of love with my darling, so I arranged to meet him in a very classy hotel, gave him the room number and waited in a super-sexy outfit. There was a knock at the door, so I opened it enticingly, convinced it was him. It was room service. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25203) - you deserved it (9589)

On 12/05/2008 at 11:54pm - intimacy - by vaness@ - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27376) - you deserved it (7632)

On 11/18/2008 at 2:36am - love - by Otherguy - Sent from mobile version



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