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GrinchFu1

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GrinchFu1

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  • Town/Country : Medford, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5279
  • Number of comments : 226
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrinchFu1 : Hey, the name's Grant and I'm the biggest sucker alive for a beautiful smile. It's ridiculous. I dig tattoos, books, my kilts, and piercings. I'm a big San Diego Chargers fan, love my music... just about every kind imaginable... and am on a metal radio show in Southern Oregon. Livin' the dream \m/

GrinchFu1's page activity

Visits<b>TaintedTraveler</b> - 5 hours ago<b>c_miller777</b> - 19 hours ago<b>koganti</b> - yesterday at 4:02am<b>weirdncrazy</b> - yesterday at 9:02pm<b>IceBerge</b> - yesterday at 6:42pm<b>atomicxsarah</b> - yesterday at 3:03pm<b>Jesmassimo</b> - yesterday at 3:00pm<b>Dynosaur_dollie</b> - yesterday at 2:37pm<b>imahobbitlol</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 11:19pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 6:31am<b>missa8604</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 9:47pm<b>lightning20</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:03pm<b>SpartyOnWayne</b> - the 02/04/2016 at 12:38am<b>Mons</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 8:56pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 9:21am<b>kittieallor</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 7:30am<b>ADDiva</b> - the 02/01/2016 at 1:59am<b>GAFF</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 6:04pm

Fucked!<b>Jesmassimo</b> - yesterday at 9:00pm<b>BtwYoureAdopted</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:31pm<b>weirdncrazy</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 10:21am<b>killerparade</b> - the 01/11/2016 at 5:53am<b>thee_most_dope</b> - the 12/20/2015 at 9:48am<b>coyotefox</b> - the 12/18/2015 at 2:39pm<b>kingshelly</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:45am<b>Mons</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 2:22am<b>hi_im_ughlee</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 1:36am<b>droid1126</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 1:02am<b>meowimmakat</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 12:38am<b>MothaTeresa</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 4:40am<b>Axelerate</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 8:05am<b>Envy22</b> - the 10/28/2015 at 3:13am<b>heartofhannah</b> - the 10/18/2015 at 4:58am<b>aloneingarden</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 7:53pm<b>Raxal</b> - the 10/17/2015 at 9:34am<b>wondermoose</b> - the 10/02/2015 at 11:28am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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GrinchFu1's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with the guy I like. He couldn't get it up and awkwardly tried to stick his limp penis in. FML

#21523192
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16496) - you deserved it (1805)

On 02/05/2016 at 8:33pm - intimacy - by myusofwe (woman) - Puerto Rico

Today, I had to explain to someone in my class who Gandhi really was and that he was not a fictional goblin. FML

#21504813
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21236) - you deserved it (1522)

On 12/17/2015 at 1:45pm - misc - by anon (woman) -

Today, my boss fired three of the four other people who were going to work with me on Black Friday in my department. Now it's just me and a new hire. My boss doesn't see a problem. FML

#21496727
69 comments

Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML

#21477928
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25333) - you deserved it (2492)

On 10/09/2015 at 2:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my scumfuck brother and his friends spent my baby sister's funeral snickering and telling dead baby jokes to one another. FML

#21470076
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40974) - you deserved it (1813)

On 09/18/2015 at 11:35pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she's been avoiding kissing me lately. Apparently she had a dream that one of my teeth caught on her braces, and all of her teeth got pulled out like a string of pearls. It seems unlikely she will be un-scarred any time soon. FML

#21470040
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22207) - you deserved it (1540)

On 09/18/2015 at 10:08pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, a pervert was visibly playing with himself right next to me on the train. Then on the bus. Then on the other bus I changed to in order to lose him. At least somebody's interested. FML

#21468388
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28235) - you deserved it (2190)

On 09/14/2015 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by annabellatrix (woman) - Hungary

Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML

#21455597
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23905) - you deserved it (2849)

On 08/13/2015 at 1:39pm - love - by fridgemylifee - United States

Today, I was woken up to the crushing of my balls after my 5-year-old son thought it would be the best way to wake me up. FML

#21455380
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23017) - you deserved it (1994)

On 08/12/2015 at 9:44pm - kids - by jjjjjohn cena - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I went to the store with my 4-year-old daughter. When I went to change into tight jeans which weren't completely on, my daughter opened the curtain and yelled: "It's the mommy show!" Everyone there heard her and saw me. FML

#21454009
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24167) - you deserved it (2370)

On 08/09/2015 at 8:37pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend got upset that I wouldn't give him head. He was visiting me at the hospital. FML

#21452283
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30547) - you deserved it (2653)

On 08/05/2015 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by TheIVkindaruinsthemood (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I told my son about wet dreams, what they are and how they are normal. Afterwards, he exclaimed, "It's kinda like when I beat off, except I'm asleep! Awesome!" FML

#21451089
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23945) - you deserved it (3359)

On 08/02/2015 at 10:57pm - kids - by BrandonDrapeau - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I, along with two cops and another paramedic, had to fight to pin down some total scumsucker. He was high out of his mind on god knows what, in his underwear, screaming like a maniac outside someone else's house at 2 in the morning. I don't get paid nearly enough for this shit. FML

#21450305
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (2684)

On 08/01/2015 at 2:18am - work - by hook me up with some smack, Jack (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I had to sit through an entire conversation where my sister and her boyfriend sent voice messages to one another, of their farts. FML

#21449629
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23226) - you deserved it (2073)

On 07/30/2015 at 6:04pm - love - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was walking home with my boyfriend, when a guy pulled a knife and told us to hand over our money. My boyfriend blurted "I don't have shit, dude! She has tons of cash!" The moment the mugger turned to me, my boyfriend ran away at top speed. FML

#21419164
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37367) - you deserved it (3030)

On 06/01/2015 at 2:14pm - misc - by kash (woman) - United States (California)



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