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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I met an old friend from high school and his hot girlfriend. I jokingly said she must be blind to go out with him. His response: "Yeah, she is." FML

#17728499
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19456) - you deserved it (33311)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was walking to get ice-cream with my boyfriend. When we were ordering our cone, the girl who was scooping it said to my boyfriend, "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with my sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49578) - you deserved it (4627)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got home from work to find my house covered in graffiti dicks, the windows smashed, the front lawn entirely ripped up, and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying, "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door neighbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59406) - you deserved it (3047)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found my electric globe. It asks you where a state, country or city is and you would have to find it and click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parents would sneak into my room at night, take it and play 'strip-globe'. FML

#14708119
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25722) - you deserved it (2761)

On 01/25/2011 at 9:10am - intimacy - by Charlotte -

Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML

#14191427
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37822) - you deserved it (3171)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. He went outside for a "breather" and never came back. FML

#12300042
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52436) - you deserved it (8552)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

Today, working my pizza delivery job, I got a $45 parking ticket for parking in a no stopping zone. I argued with the bylaw enforcement officer, but no luck. I was so pissed, I yelled at him: "You have the worst job in the world", to which he replied: " Buddy, you deliver pizza!" FML

#5876568
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9652) - you deserved it (50362)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors, they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16062) - you deserved it (104095)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

#1550190
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (185799) - you deserved it (47376)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I told my morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No, your other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37186) - you deserved it (95501)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was driving home from school, when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. After my offer, I was rejected as she said "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway... MY driveway. FML

#1035901
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80472) - you deserved it (6380)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)



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