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Grimolas

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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TODAY, I MET AN OLD FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL AND HIS HOT GIRLFRIEND. I JOKINGLY SAID SHE MUST BE BLIND TO GO OUT WITH HIM. HIS RESPONSE: "YEAH, SHE IS." FML

#17728499
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19441) - you deserved it (33282)

On 09/12/2011 at 3:25pm - misc - by aru9 - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I was walking to get ice-cream with boyfriend!! When we were ordering our cone , the girl who was scooping it said to boyfriend , "Hey I know you! You're the one who slept with sister-in-law the other night." FML

#17417744
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49528) - you deserved it (4624)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by the2girls - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I got home from work to fine my house covered in graffiti dicks , the windows smashed , the front lawn entirely ripped up , and my letter box containing dog shit. I also found a note taped to the door saying , "Suck on this Darren". Darren is my next door nieghbor. FML

#17063070
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59367) - you deserved it (3045)

On 07/11/2011 at 3:42am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I found my electric globe. It asks youhere a state, country or city is an you would have to find it an click on it with the pen. I also found out that my parent would sneak into my room at night, take it an play 'strip-globe'. mega FML

#14708119
50 comments

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On 01/25/2011 at 9:10am - intimacy - by Charlotte -

Today, I woke up to ma kids saking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was ere!" I got up to fine ma TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone.

#14191427
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37786) - you deserved it (3168)

On 12/13/2010 at 2:32pm - kids - by crazycora (woman) - Belgium (Antwerpen)

I told mah boyfriend I was pregnant . He went outside fir a "breather" and never cummd back . FML

#12300042
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52411) - you deserved it (8548)

On 08/04/2010 at 12:20am - love - by Alisha Marie - United States (New York)

TADAY WORKING MY PIZZA DELIVERY JOB, I GOT A $45 PARKING TICKET FIR PARKING IN A NO STOPPING ZONE. I ARGUED WITH THE BYLAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICER, BUT NO LUCK. I WAS SO PISSED, I YELLED AT HIM: ( YOU HAVE THE WORST JOB IN THE WORLD ), TO WHICH HE REPLIED: ( BUDDY, U DELIVER PIZZA! ) FML

#5876568
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9077) - you deserved it (48614)

On 10/18/2009 at 9:39am - work - by nick (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , mah older brother told me that no matter how fast you run at automatic sliding doors , they'll open in time. So I ran at a pair. They looool don't. FML

#3016666
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14946) - you deserved it (100519)

On 06/19/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by kat9232000 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I had first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves. So I grabbed a brownie that roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into interview I was so stoned I couldn't speak. mega FML

#1550190
362 comments

I agree, your life sucks (185248) - you deserved it (47335)

On 05/02/2009 at 2:28am - work - by Dunzo15 (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I told mah morbidly obese teacher that he had mustard on his chin. He tried to wipe it off and I said without thinking "No... yur other chin." FML

#1183815
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37152) - you deserved it (95436)

On 04/21/2009 at 1:42am - misc - by anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today , I Was Driving Home From School,hen I Saw This Girl I Like Walking Home!! Trying To Be Polite , I Pulled Over And Asked If She Wanted A Ride!! After My Offer , I Was Rejected As She Said "No , I'm Actually Already Home," And Walked Up The Nearest Driveway..!! MY Driveway!! FML

#1035901
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80397) - you deserved it (6380)

On 04/16/2009 at 9:16pm - love - by Kelavmeister (man) - United States (Illinois)



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