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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4716
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Grimmerie : Hey guys. I'm generally a pretty chill guy, with a very sarcastic, dry sense of humour. Occasionally I become very opinionated.

I like animals. I currently own a rat, a rabbit, and a dog.

I used to own a white's tree frog, fire belly newts, red fin sharks, a turtle, bettas (bred them for a few years), aquatic frogs, and a saltwater tank full of sea horses and live coral.

My girlfriend keeps and breed snakes, as well as owning a blue-tongued skink.



Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She has no arms.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

#2760
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I agree, your life sucks (8090) - you deserved it (19710)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
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I agree, your life sucks (22654) - you deserved it (5856)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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