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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6564
  • Number of comments : 679
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Grimmerie : Cool autistic disabled trans guy. Call me Courf. I have been a paid queer activist for the past five years, and I've recently started branching out to talk more about intersectionality. I love to talk about gender.

As of October 7, 2015, I'll have been dating one of my partners for two years ♥

I have two birds, Big Dog Gavroche and Eponine Chainsaw, who like to watch bird documentaries with me.

Les Mis is kind of my favourite thing right now. Courfeyrac is the best character, aside from Gavroche. Anyone want to build a barricade?

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That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9262) - you deserved it (22422)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (26753) - you deserved it (6468)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

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