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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6911
  • Number of comments : 687
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Grimmerie : Cool autistic disabled trans guy. Call me Courf. I have been a paid queer activist for the past five years, and I've recently started branching out to talk more about intersectionality. I love to talk about gender.

As of October 7, 2015, I have been dating my primary partner for two years ♥

I have two birds, Big Dog Gavroche and Eponine Chainsaw, who like to watch bird documentaries with me.

Les Mis is kind of my favourite thing right now. Courfeyrac is the best character, aside from Gavroche. Anyone want to build a barricade?

Grimmerie's page activity

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Fucked!<b>walker9879</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:22pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:26am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:22am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:44pm<b>JCX2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:27pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:32pm<b>Vicki7</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:15pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:03am<b>MaltWarrior</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:20am<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:16am<b>DoomedGemini</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:43am<b>disasterlydeed</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:14pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 2:23pm<b>RageWolf16</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:24am<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:45pm<b>IronMan_Mk43</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Katerchen</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:22am

Grimmerie's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
273 comments

I agree, your life sucks (89884) - you deserved it (22025)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, while shopping in the FML store I bought the "Retro Sport Tee," I didn't notice you are supposed to put your own "FML" on the shirt. Mine says "Today, Your Text Here. FML." FML

#2459150
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25161) - you deserved it (79257)

On 05/31/2009 at 8:03am - misc - by deucelututi - United States (New York)

Today, I was at a mall. A woman stopped by me, said slowly and loudly, in Spanish "baño?" Knowing a bit of Spanish, I nodded and pointed the restrooms out for her. She then mutters about "dang Mexicans and their inability to speak English". I'm not even Latina. I'm Irish-American. FML

#2308873
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68099) - you deserved it (4020)

On 05/26/2009 at 1:45pm - misc - by Anon (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

#1695418
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53730) - you deserved it (4846)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by twoheadedboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got industrial toilet cleaner in my eyes. Despite the raging fire party going on behind my eyelids, I resisted the urge to stop, drop, and roll, and calmly got in the shower to wash it off. Wherein I promptly slipped, fell, and whacked my head full-force on the bathtub on the way down. FML

#1695418
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53730) - you deserved it (4846)

On 05/06/2009 at 4:46pm - misc - by twoheadedboy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my neighbor's son mowing their lawn when suddenly he started to do this crazy dance. Chuckling at his antics I waved and walked back into my house. His mom called me from a hospital later to ask if I could put the mower away; he had been attacked by bees. FML

#1643455
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21346) - you deserved it (46037)

On 05/04/2009 at 8:46pm - kids - by Jon (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was watching this TV show where a man was describing how much he loved this woman, how he made every opportunity to see her, and how he loved her in a way nobody else could. I smiled, because that's exactly the way I feel about my crush. Then I realized the program was about stalkers. FML

#438513
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76983) - you deserved it (30184)

On 03/18/2009 at 12:42pm - misc - by bluten (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fell asleep in history class. I was dreaming about my history teacher. When I woke up everyone stared at me rather weirdly and the teacher wasn't there. Turns out I was moaning my history teachers name through my sleep. FML

#379230
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (136110) - you deserved it (39062)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:18pm - intimacy - by asleepinclass (woman) - Poland (Warszawa)

Today, I went to a birthday party for my friend's daughter. I picked up a gift for the girl and another for her parents. I got the mother a cute little garden stone that read "What our children see in the world depends on what we show them." Later, I found out her daughter is blind. FML

#334841
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68645) - you deserved it (16785)

On 03/15/2009 at 1:39am - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML

#319307
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84529) - you deserved it (8864)

On 03/14/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by CPN (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, an elderly gentleman walked into the UPS Store where I work asking to use the laminating machine. I explained to him that we keep it behind the counter and I would do it for him, when he produced several graphic photos of him having it off with nasty looking women to be laminated. FML

#213977
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54141) - you deserved it (4220)

On 03/05/2009 at 12:14am - work - by UhhhUhhhRRRick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (258332) - you deserved it (88115)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found a bone in my sandwich. It was a veggie burger. FML

#36182
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45468) - you deserved it (7531)

On 02/13/2009 at 9:45am - misc - by veggiegal (woman) - United States (Vermont)

Today, I found out that my parents can see a screen-by-screen of everything I say and do on my computer. FML

#35844
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53768) - you deserved it (7663)

On 02/13/2009 at 4:57am - misc - by Yazzy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while my 4 year old nephew was hugging me, he stepped back and declared, "Auntie, my Pee-do is hard, but it will go away." FML

#11033
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35556) - you deserved it (3170)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:30pm - misc - by Fag_Hag (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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