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Grimmerie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6897
  • Number of comments : 687
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Grimmerie : Cool autistic disabled trans guy. Call me Courf. I have been a paid queer activist for the past five years, and I've recently started branching out to talk more about intersectionality. I love to talk about gender.

As of October 7, 2015, I have been dating my primary partner for two years ♥

I have two birds, Big Dog Gavroche and Eponine Chainsaw, who like to watch bird documentaries with me.

Les Mis is kind of my favourite thing right now. Courfeyrac is the best character, aside from Gavroche. Anyone want to build a barricade?

Grimmerie's page activity

Visits<b>arealsexybitch</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 8:17pm<b>latchhooker</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:07am<b>Addiepop</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:39am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:16pm<b>lat1404</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:59pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:21pm<b>Roberto583</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 7:24am<b>Lachen36</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:34am<b>ninja712</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:41pm<b>RiddleMePancake</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:30pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:22am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:08pm<b>dbpdp</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:37pm<b>SkinYouAlive</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:55pm<b>idefka</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:39am<b>tray623</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:33am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:11pm<b>itsalie</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:41am

Fucked!<b>walker9879</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:22pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:26am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:22am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:44pm<b>JCX2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:27pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:32pm<b>Vicki7</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:15pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:03am<b>MaltWarrior</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:20am<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:16am<b>DoomedGemini</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:43am<b>disasterlydeed</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:14pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 2:23pm<b>RageWolf16</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:24am<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:45pm<b>IronMan_Mk43</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Katerchen</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:22am

Grimmerie's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I finally received a paycheck for the first time in six months. I celebrated by promptly falling down a flight of stairs and losing consciousness. FML

#6422914
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26823) - you deserved it (4864)

On 11/23/2009 at 5:12pm - work - by DBR (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I drove 600 miles to be with my boyfriend of two years for his uncle's funeral. He didn't want me to come because I am seven months pregnant and flying is dangerous in the third trimester. When I got there I don't know who was more suprised to see me: him, his wife, or their kids. FML

#6210144
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (80239) - you deserved it (6354)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:39am - love - by homewrecker - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

#5735299
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8525) - you deserved it (47993)

On 10/09/2009 at 3:09am - work - by whitedevil (man) - United States (California)

Today, I thought that I had finally sold the car I've been trying to sell for two years. I had the money in my hand and had given over the title. As the "new" owner went to drive it away, the car wouldn't start. I had to give the money back. FML

Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML

#5424081
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17242) - you deserved it (43250)

On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, I went online to check my credit report. My credit report says that I am deceased, and have no rating. I'm at least 90% sure that this is not true. FML

#5419647
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40990) - you deserved it (2460)

On 09/22/2009 at 8:27pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

#5128591
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15023) - you deserved it (45683)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:32pm - misc - by NoMoreHeadphones (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ran into my new apartment neighbor. She said she could hear me and my girlfriend having wild sex last night. She told me she had always wanted to have a threesome. My new neighbor is as old as my grandma, and even resembles her. I politely declined. FML

#4384243
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52159) - you deserved it (5697)

On 08/08/2009 at 12:31pm - intimacy - by pear8head (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, the boss returned from vacation. While he was gone we thought it would be a great idea to fill the water cooler with margaritas. Even after rinsing it we still have lime flavored water. Needless to say we got a company memo about appropriate office behavior. FML

#3958127
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9172) - you deserved it (51289)

On 07/22/2009 at 6:15pm - work - by shayes9 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I lost my cell phone. Since I sleep on the couch, I started looking through the cushions. I didn't find my phone, but after 6 months of uncomfortably sleeping on the couch, I find out I'm sleeping on top of a pull out bed. FML

#3550843
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18859) - you deserved it (59526)

On 07/07/2009 at 10:34am - misc - by stupid (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was at walmart when my stomach began to hurt. I quickly waddled to the restroom in pain. As soon as I got in the stall, a huge crap exploded out of me. The child in the stall next to me started crying. When her mom asked what was wrong she said that I'd "killed her nose". FML

#3361418
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60733) - you deserved it (9086)

On 06/30/2009 at 7:53am - health - by poopshooter101 (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (55602)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I was at a pond taking pictures with my new camera. I saw a mama duck leading her babies around and decided to get in closer to take a picture. Mama duck got spooked and led her babies too close to a waterfall escaping. One fell off. It never surfaced. FML

#3055802
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23491) - you deserved it (55602)

On 06/20/2009 at 8:11am - misc - by DuckyKiller (woman) - United States (South Carolina)



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