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Grimmerie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6893
  • Number of comments : 687
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Grimmerie : Cool autistic disabled trans guy. Call me Courf. I have been a paid queer activist for the past five years, and I've recently started branching out to talk more about intersectionality. I love to talk about gender.

As of October 7, 2015, I have been dating my primary partner for two years ♥

I have two birds, Big Dog Gavroche and Eponine Chainsaw, who like to watch bird documentaries with me.

Les Mis is kind of my favourite thing right now. Courfeyrac is the best character, aside from Gavroche. Anyone want to build a barricade?

Grimmerie's page activity

Visits<b>arealsexybitch</b> - yesterday at 8:17pm<b>latchhooker</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 12:07am<b>Addiepop</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:39am<b>isnobodyhere</b> - the 01/26/2016 at 4:16pm<b>lat1404</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 6:59pm<b>jake_braves</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:21pm<b>Roberto583</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 7:24am<b>Lachen36</b> - the 01/25/2016 at 1:34am<b>ninja712</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 10:41pm<b>RiddleMePancake</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 7:30pm<b>walker9879</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:22am<b>FMLollipop</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 11:08pm<b>dbpdp</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 4:37pm<b>SkinYouAlive</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 6:55pm<b>idefka</b> - the 01/21/2016 at 3:39am<b>tray623</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 11:33am<b>Red_Curls1995</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 10:11pm<b>itsalie</b> - the 01/15/2016 at 2:41am

Fucked!<b>walker9879</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:22pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:26am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:22am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:44pm<b>JCX2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:27pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:32pm<b>Vicki7</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:15pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:03am<b>MaltWarrior</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:20am<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:16am<b>DoomedGemini</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:43am<b>disasterlydeed</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:14pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 2:23pm<b>RageWolf16</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:24am<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:45pm<b>IronMan_Mk43</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Katerchen</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:22am

Grimmerie's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was fired. My boss told me via email that it was because I "don't have enough experience with fun spiritual." Uh, what? FML

#15092237
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29213) - you deserved it (2605)

On 02/23/2011 at 5:36pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18757) - you deserved it (45092) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, a kid grabbed the receiver to my cochlear implant and ran off with it. I went to a security guard, and, if my lip reading was accurate, he said to "try and make it through the day without it". Without it, I can't hear anything. FML

#14487466
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38204) - you deserved it (2343)

On 01/06/2011 at 5:57pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally found the words to describe how I felt after 2 years of depression. I asked on Yahoo Answers what I should do next. The most 'helpful' answer told me to go on a picnic. FML

#14386162
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12574) - you deserved it (26640)

On 12/29/2010 at 8:17pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

#14330238
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33095) - you deserved it (3463)

On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I went to the doctor's to get a checkup. When the nurse stuck the Otoscope into my ear to look, she was disgusted. When she pulled it out, she told me that I had an ear infection, and that she'd popped a pimple in there by mistake. FML

#14319406
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27216) - you deserved it (5150)

On 12/24/2010 at 2:15am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

#13949092
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45178) - you deserved it (5810)

On 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML

#13799884
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17827) - you deserved it (37099)

On 11/11/2010 at 8:30am - health - by sweet_stufz - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

#13481200
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42053) - you deserved it (8525)

On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

#13005397
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42334) - you deserved it (10210)

On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29848) - you deserved it (4234)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I saw my boyfriend for the first time in a while. When he came over we realized that we had not only gotten the same haircut, but we were also wearing the same sweater. We are a matching old couple at 17. FML

#8764219
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13401) - you deserved it (24590)

On 03/02/2010 at 12:15am - love - by oldandmarriedapparently (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary at the park. I was watching him play around with the wood chips on the ground and thought I saw him making a heart being romantic, so I got on top of the playground to look. Turns out it was the balls of a giant penis, complete with pubes. FML

#8490990
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20215) - you deserved it (3881)

On 02/20/2010 at 8:21pm - intimacy - by lost_ina_dream (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to have sex with with my boyfriend. After we had finished I jokingly said, "who's going to sleep in the wet patch?". He got up and said "you're optimistic, I'm not staying. Oh, and I'm dumping you, that performance was disappointing". It was my first time. FML

#8292337
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34970) - you deserved it (4279)

On 02/15/2010 at 8:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I tried to rid my son of his pacifier. He still uses it to sleep. My son is 20 years old. FML

#6783679
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35493) - you deserved it (25265)

On 12/16/2009 at 8:57pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)



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