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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 5408
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Grimmerie : Hey guys. I'm generally a pretty chill guy, with a very sarcastic, dry sense of humour. Occasionally I become very opinionated.

I like animals. I currently own a rat, a rabbit, and a dog.

I used to own a white's tree frog, fire belly newts, red fin sharks, a turtle, bettas (bred them for a few years), aquatic frogs, and a saltwater tank full of sea horses and live coral.

My girlfriend keeps and breed snakes, as well as owning a blue-tongued skink.



Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She has no arms.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today , I was kickd out of the mall along with a bunch of mah friends , sworn at by the security guards , an personally escortd all the way to the sidewalk , only to fine out we'd been mistaken 4 another group of people. FML

#17992397
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27538) - you deserved it (2216)

On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today , the job serech agency that I use askd me to stop sending in mah resume , as no one had hird me in three yeres , and that the situation was unlikely to change!!

#17862767
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (3408)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today , I sat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12011) - you deserved it (31222)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML

#17839150
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31992) - you deserved it (15437)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I Was Eating Noodles. Midway Through Chewing, I Sneezed. The Noodles Got Stuck In My Nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27739) - you deserved it (3642)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today,ila at my boxing gym, an old man cummad insida and did ta oddast drunk danca in ordar to saranada ma. I'm a figtar and fina wit taking puncas to ta faca, but froza in tarror at ta sigt of tis. maga FML

#17545368
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21935) - you deserved it (3004)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)

TODAY, I WENT TO COURT EXPECTING TO WALK OUT A FREE MAN. TURNS OUT MY MISDEMEANOR OFFENSE COULDN'T COMPARE TO THE CRIME I COMMITTEDHEN I WALKD INTO THE COURT HOUSE WITH A SWITCHBLADE TUCKD INTO MY SHOE. FML

#17500518
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8079) - you deserved it (98597)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, a man wit a face like a corpse's soe started talking to me in te long queue at te Post Office. Apparently, is moter invented te banana, and e's first in line 4 te trone in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And is breat smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27909) - you deserved it (3351)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today a fight broke out in a bar between several people over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined toward intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7384) - you deserved it (61353)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch neighbour have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of there brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20677) - you deserved it (2646)

On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

yesterday my daughter told me that my head is shapd like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38420) - you deserved it (5129)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today... I cummd home to fine that all my porn magazines have been "censord" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24035) - you deserved it (51656)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

TODAY, I DISCOVARAD THAT MY GIRLFRIAND CAN ONLY ORGASM WHAN WA HAVA SAX TO GOSPAL MUSIC.

#15613942
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49613) - you deserved it (5863)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY... I WENT TO VICTORIA'S SECRET TO GET FITTED 4 A NEW BRA SINCE MINE WEREN'T FITTING PROPERLY. TO MY AMAZEMENT... I WASN'T A 32A... BUT A 32AA. I MIGHT AS WELL HAVE CRATERS ON MY CHEST. FAT FML

#15103887
458 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31859) - you deserved it (4809)

On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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