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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 1 December 1991 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6901
  • Number of comments : 687
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Grimmerie : Cool autistic disabled trans guy. Call me Courf. I have been a paid queer activist for the past five years, and I've recently started branching out to talk more about intersectionality. I love to talk about gender.

As of October 7, 2015, I have been dating my primary partner for two years ♥

I have two birds, Big Dog Gavroche and Eponine Chainsaw, who like to watch bird documentaries with me.

Les Mis is kind of my favourite thing right now. Courfeyrac is the best character, aside from Gavroche. Anyone want to build a barricade?

Grimmerie's page activity

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Fucked!<b>walker9879</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 3:22pm<b>Myorafield</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:26am<b>Spudnik</b> - the 01/12/2016 at 11:22am<b>Feklfekl2222</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 6:44pm<b>JCX2</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 5:27pm<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:32pm<b>Vicki7</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 3:15pm<b>therosalina</b> - the 01/05/2016 at 12:03am<b>MaltWarrior</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 10:20am<b>Seashells77</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 8:16am<b>DoomedGemini</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 7:43am<b>disasterlydeed</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 10:14pm<b>soveryunoriginal</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 2:23pm<b>RageWolf16</b> - the 12/21/2015 at 6:24am<b>InfestedCarOwner</b> - the 12/17/2015 at 1:14am<b>barisozdemir</b> - the 11/12/2015 at 3:45pm<b>IronMan_Mk43</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 5:58pm<b>Katerchen</b> - the 11/10/2015 at 8:22am

Grimmerie's FML badges

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

YDI master

That was your 500th “you totally deserved it” vote. We admire your dedication.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, while spooning my spouse, I was awakened in the wee hours by a huge, junk-rattling fart. This has happened numerous times since she became a vegetarian. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31915) - you deserved it (3650)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today, I was kicked out of the mall along with a bunch of my friends, sworn at by the security guards, and personally escorted all the way to the sidewalk, only to find out we'd been mistaken for another group of people. FML

#17992397
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31024) - you deserved it (2461)

On 10/15/2011 at 7:40pm - misc - by -- - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the job search agency that I use asked me to stop sending in my resume, as no one had hired me in three years, and that the situation was unlikely to change. FML

#17862767
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27715) - you deserved it (3634)

On 09/29/2011 at 10:32am - work - by crushed (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13808) - you deserved it (34151)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend showed me a YouTube video of him popping a huge blackhead on his forehead. He told me he had been "growing" it for more than 2 years now. I have been caressing and kissing that thing for almost 2 years because I thought it was a beauty mark. FML

#17839150
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34756) - you deserved it (16464)

On 09/26/2011 at 12:58pm - misc - by Yuuucky (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I was eating noodles. Midway through chewing, I sneezed. The noodles got stuck in my nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31142) - you deserved it (3969)

On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML

#17545368
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24617) - you deserved it (3255)

On 08/22/2011 at 3:44am - misc - by No Action Fighter - United States (California)

Today, I went to court expecting to walk out a free man. Turns out my misdemeanor offense couldn't compare to the crime I committed when I walked into the court house with a switchblade tucked into my shoe. FML

#17500518
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8897) - you deserved it (104026)

On 08/17/2011 at 2:27pm - misc - by Tom - United States (Texas)

Today, a man with a face like a corpse's shoe started talking to me in the long queue at the Post Office. Apparently, his mother invented the banana, and he's first in line for the throne in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And his breath smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML

#17496000
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31452) - you deserved it (3672)

On 08/17/2011 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a fight broke out in a bar between several people, over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined towards intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris, despite having started the rumor. FML

#17376503
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8645) - you deserved it (66835)

On 08/05/2011 at 10:05am - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch my neighbours have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of their brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML

#17266152
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23216) - you deserved it (2876)

On 07/26/2011 at 10:05am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my daughter told me that my head is shaped like a kidney bean and that I'm lucky she even talks to me in public. She's 6. FML

#16881052
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42185) - you deserved it (5481)

On 06/27/2011 at 12:46pm - kids - by MakeMyDay_27 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26035) - you deserved it (54165)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I discovered that my girlfriend can only orgasm when we have sex to gospel music. FML

#15613942
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53646) - you deserved it (6245)

On 04/03/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by cantgetup (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

#15103887
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35283) - you deserved it (5167)

On 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arkansas)



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