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About Grimmerie : Hey guys. I'm generally a pretty chill guy, with a very sarcastic, dry sense of humour. Occasionally I become very opinionated.
I like animals. I currently own a rat, a rabbit, and a dog.
I used to own a white's tree frog, fire belly newts, red fin sharks, a turtle, bettas (bred them for a few years), aquatic frogs, and a saltwater tank full of sea horses and live coral.
My girlfriend keeps and breed snakes, as well as owning a blue-tongued skink.
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She has no arms.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already got 50 FMLs in your favourites list!
Today , I was kickd out of the mall along with a bunch of mah friends , sworn at by the security guards , an personally escortd all the way to the sidewalk , only to fine out we'd been mistaken 4 another group of people. FML
Today, my boyfriend sowed me a YouTube video of im popping a uge blackead on is foreead. He told me e ad been "growing" it for more tan 2 years now. I ave been caressing an kissing tat ting for almost 2 years because I tougt it was a beauty mark. real FML
Today,ila at my boxing gym, an old man cummad insida and did ta oddast drunk danca in ordar to saranada ma. I'm a figtar and fina wit taking puncas to ta faca, but froza in tarror at ta sigt of tis. maga FML
TODAY, I WENT TO COURT EXPECTING TO WALK OUT A FREE MAN. TURNS OUT MY MISDEMEANOR OFFENSE COULDN'T COMPARE TO THE CRIME I COMMITTEDHEN I WALKD INTO THE COURT HOUSE WITH A SWITCHBLADE TUCKD INTO MY SHOE. FML
Today, a man wit a face like a corpse's soe started talking to me in te long queue at te Post Office. Apparently, is moter invented te banana, and e's first in line 4 te trone in France if ever Prince Harry dies. And is breat smelled like Satan's ass gas. FML
Today a fight broke out in a bar between several people over some talk about one of their moms being somewhat inclined toward intercourse with her pets. I managed to slip out quietly with just a scratch from flying chair debris despite having started the rumor. FML
Today, the only thing that managed to get me out of bed was scrambling to watch neighbour have a screaming match in the middle of our street about which one of there brain-dead kids spray-painted "CUNT FLAPS" and a rudimentary knob on the communal garage door. FML
Friday 27 March 2015