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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4138
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Grimmerie : Hey guys. I'm generally a pretty chill guy, with a very sarcastic, dry sense of humour. Occasionally I become very opinionated.

I like animals. I currently own a rat, a rabbit, and a dog.

I used to own a white's tree frog, fire belly newts, red fin sharks, a turtle, bettas (bred them for a few years), aquatic frogs, and a saltwater tank full of sea horses and live coral.

My girlfriend keeps and breed snakes, as well as owning a blue-tongued skink.



Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She has no arms.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML

#19321337
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22090) - you deserved it (2815)

On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

#19040540
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7324) - you deserved it (24101)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally dropped a sculpture at college, and it broke. Some weirdo wearing a pink cape and a fake moustache bitched me out and told me not to be such an attention-seeking drama queen. FML

#19026244
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23556) - you deserved it (2976)

On 02/08/2012 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while I was washing my hands, I sneezed so hard that I smacked my head against the faucet. I now have a lump the size of a goose egg on my head. I'm not sure if it's going to hatch, or if that's just the brain damage talking. FML

#18933385
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19758) - you deserved it (3208)

On 01/28/2012 at 12:09pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my family had dinner with my future in-laws for the first time. After a bottle of wine to herself, my mother loudly insisted that I'm out of her will. Apparently, I "molest towels" and leave them to "fester for days" in my "den of depravity". I'm sure they'll give me their daughter now. FML

#18914939
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23028) - you deserved it (2700)

On 01/26/2012 at 9:49am - love - by The Towel Molester (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27113) - you deserved it (3786)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29500) - you deserved it (2471)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42862) - you deserved it (4394)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying he had left a surprise on my driveway. Thinking it was something special, I went outside to look. It was a little bag of mayonnaise packets. FML

#18750908
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22793) - you deserved it (3464)

On 01/08/2012 at 9:41pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML

#18622052
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6926) - you deserved it (48166)

On 12/27/2011 at 2:12am - misc - by Yo mom - United States (California)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10974) - you deserved it (87229)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14585) - you deserved it (39137)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I chipped a tooth trying to solve a Rubik's Cube. FML

#18343530
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9600) - you deserved it (25405)

On 11/25/2011 at 1:27am - health - by yollew - United States (Oregon)

Today, I got into a car accident. The other party left the scene immediately after without exchanging insurance information. Deer can be so rude. FML

#18267814
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (7942)

On 11/16/2011 at 9:24pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML

#18200720
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24873) - you deserved it (3546)

On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)



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