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Grimmerie

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4364
  • Number of comments : 648
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 25 posted

About Grimmerie : Hey guys. I'm generally a pretty chill guy, with a very sarcastic, dry sense of humour. Occasionally I become very opinionated.

I like animals. I currently own a rat, a rabbit, and a dog.

I used to own a white's tree frog, fire belly newts, red fin sharks, a turtle, bettas (bred them for a few years), aquatic frogs, and a saltwater tank full of sea horses and live coral.

My girlfriend keeps and breed snakes, as well as owning a blue-tongued skink.



Why did Sally fall off the swings?
She has no arms.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Not Sally.

Grimmerie's page activity

Visits<b>Queensland</b> - the 09/25/2014 at 11:39pm<b>chipinn</b> - the 09/16/2014 at 11:57pm<b>tagallopes</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 9:37pm<b>simplysarcastics</b> - the 09/07/2014 at 7:14pm<b>adamjcurryy</b> - the 09/06/2014 at 4:55am<b>delhh</b> - the 09/05/2014 at 8:57pm<b>FrenchieJoking</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 10:34pm<b>Hiimhaileypotter</b> - the 08/26/2014 at 2:52pm<b>ImTheAlpha</b> - the 08/15/2014 at 12:34am<b>Gemma_Mansonite</b> - the 08/12/2014 at 1:24pm<b>Nooblah</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 3:08am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 08/06/2014 at 4:57pm<b>bkirky</b> - the 08/03/2014 at 4:21pm<b>Jumbabaginji</b> - the 07/22/2014 at 5:32am<b>shmerpu</b> - the 07/20/2014 at 10:32pm<b>rebeleous</b> - the 07/03/2014 at 3:30am<b>tuckit</b> - the 06/25/2014 at 6:55am<b>RoseWithThorns</b> - the 06/15/2014 at 10:36am

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, my wife made up her own theme song for when she pees in the shower. FML

#20056463
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19627) - you deserved it (2651)

On 09/03/2012 at 10:08pm - misc - by weave9z (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, the office I work at put up a "No Masturbating at Desks" sign. I'm disappointed by this, not because I usually whack off at my desk, but because enough people do that there needs to be a sign against it. FML

#20043181
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27232) - you deserved it (3670)

On 08/26/2012 at 7:39pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the man who tried to mug me sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

#20035075
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29319) - you deserved it (1717)

On 08/22/2012 at 2:01am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my soon-to-be stepson, 13, decided that he and I needed to spend "more quality time" together. His idea? We should start "bonding" by taking a bath together. When I said no, he told me I was being unfair, and that if I really loved him, I'd do it. FML

#19999925
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28676) - you deserved it (2234)

On 08/03/2012 at 4:21am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, as I sat down in the plane, I realized that for the next seven hours I would be sitting next to a priest who refused to stop praying aloud, and an old man who wanted to tell me the story of how the toothpick came to be. FML

#19998370
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21799) - you deserved it (1934)

On 08/02/2012 at 12:30pm - misc - by skrillexblewme - United States

Today, I saw the girl that I've had a crush on forever riding her horse on the side of the road. She waved, and without thinking, I honked my horn in response. Her horse bucked her off. FML

#19997037
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21595) - you deserved it (15014)

On 08/01/2012 at 7:31pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my 17-year-old daughter's friend told her that superglue works well as lip gloss. She tried it. FML

#19993820
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25673) - you deserved it (4268)

On 07/31/2012 at 1:36am - kids - by mcase - United States (California)

Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

#19979806
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32150) - you deserved it (4769)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML

#19962934
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18022) - you deserved it (26300)

On 07/20/2012 at 6:20am - kids - by great - New Zealand (Waikato)

Today, I was fired for telling a customer's kid to shut his mouth. As revenge, I sent the CEO a picture I acquired months ago of my boss drunkenly pissing on a cow. He wrote that it was the funniest thing he had ever seen, and that I am "clearly an insufferable killjoy; a total liability to the company." FML

#19934119
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6609) - you deserved it (30234)

On 07/13/2012 at 8:48pm - work - by Alexander D. (man) - United States

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML

#19772012
280 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24546) - you deserved it (3305)

On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I drove my drunk sister home after a wild night of partying. She did not go to bed as I expected; instead, she laid in the bathtub and cried every time I left her. Now it's 3AM, and she's using her bra as a lasso for various objects in the room. The best part is I work in 4 hours. FML

#19764297
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24819) - you deserved it (2647)

On 06/10/2012 at 3:54am - misc - by eddie818 - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I entered a hotdog eating contest. I made it up to two, threw up on the rest of them, and fell over. FML

#19535515
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7285) - you deserved it (24884)

On 04/27/2012 at 12:29am - health - by Weak Disposition (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that black people aren't all lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML



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