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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 3 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6562
  • Number of comments : 679
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 27 posted

About Grimmerie : Cool autistic disabled trans guy. Call me Courf. I have been a paid queer activist for the past five years, and I've recently started branching out to talk more about intersectionality. I love to talk about gender.

As of October 7, 2015, I'll have been dating one of my partners for two years ♥

I have two birds, Big Dog Gavroche and Eponine Chainsaw, who like to watch bird documentaries with me.

Les Mis is kind of my favourite thing right now. Courfeyrac is the best character, aside from Gavroche. Anyone want to build a barricade?

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Grimmerie's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36240) - you deserved it (5039)

On 01/09/2013 at 11:48am - misc - by lovingthis - United States (Florida)

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23272) - you deserved it (2172)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I went out of my way to avoid street preachers thrusting hateful propaganda at me. A young woman ran up to me and started waving paper in my face, and I snapped at her to fuck off. Right afterwards I realised she was returning something that fell out of my pocket. She looked terrified. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8291) - you deserved it (32900)

On 10/26/2012 at 8:24am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I got back my history paper. The whole paper had been crossed out and at the end, my professor had written "Really?!" I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27177) - you deserved it (17535)

On 10/25/2012 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my young son and I were in line at Subway. I guess he got bored and started to insult the teenage girl behind us. I tried to get him to stop, but he wouldn't listen. Eventually the girl punched him in the face and left. As my son cried uncontrollably, everyone else there clapped. FML


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On 10/23/2012 at 12:25am - kids - by Bratty son (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I saw my music teacher, who I considered one of my role-models, on TV. Too bad it was because she'd robbed a church. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22087) - you deserved it (1754)

On 10/22/2012 at 6:51pm - misc - by musicthief - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I learned that scorpions can apparently hold their breath for hours, and that doing so makes them angry. I found this out when I removed a scorpion from the bottom of my pool and found that it was not entirely drowned. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26389) - you deserved it (2447)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:56pm - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23290) - you deserved it (3549)

On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today, I was really impressed with the man I've been in a relationship with for over 2 years. He had finally really cleaned his apartment. Everything was washed and fixed, even my stuff was cleared from open surfaces. All so his lover would not find out about me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26732) - you deserved it (2319)

On 09/30/2012 at 2:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I found out my little brother is a highly committed Nazi. He goes to meetings and everything, my parents think it's great he is "getting out and developing a social life." FML


I agree, your life sucks (31950) - you deserved it (1983)

On 09/18/2012 at 5:46pm - misc - by he is going to hell (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said, "I thought you died." FML

Today, my boyfriend called out the word "scalpel" when he orgasmed. He won't tell me why. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28503) - you deserved it (2885)

On 09/15/2012 at 3:36am - intimacy - by not the scalpel (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was out shopping, when I noticed a teenage girl with a double stroller picking up a pack of condoms. I couldn't help but mutter that it was a little late for those. A guy who must have been her boyfriend then stormed over and beat the shit out of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (19113) - you deserved it (73564)

On 09/10/2012 at 1:52pm - intimacy - by killmenow - United States (Washington)

Today, my co-worker and I were having a conversation in Russian. Our boss overheard us talking, shouted, "I know you're talking about me! I speak Spanish too!" and threatened to fire us. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28301) - you deserved it (3240)

On 09/07/2012 at 12:23pm - work - by PuddlePirate (man) - United States (Minnesota)

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