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Grffin
  • Town/Country : Santa Clarita, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 February 1991 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 11820
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Grffin : I pretty much pwn everyone at carrot smashing contests. Mainly because carrots blow.

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Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

#2244608
452 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34478) - you deserved it (113948)

On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I decided to use my mentor's advice. I told her I had been having some trouble controlling my anger, she told me to throw rocks at trees. I threw a rock at a tree, very hard. It bounced back hit me above the eye. I'm still pissed as shit. FML

#2238808
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48866) - you deserved it (17571)

On 05/24/2009 at 12:03pm - misc - by untitledentity (woman) - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my parents came home after being out of town for the weekend. I stayed home, did homework and completely cleaned the house, thinking I could earn some brownie points with them. They saw how clean the house was and accused me of covering up a party. FML

#819596
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77843) - you deserved it (5546)

On 04/05/2009 at 4:15pm - misc - by brizzle (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was riding my bike and stopped at a street light. A little girl looked at me, then asked her mother, "Mommy, why does that girl have a ring through her nose?" Her mother then replied, "Because her parents don't love her." FML

#818828
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62160) - you deserved it (16976)

On 04/05/2009 at 3:33pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while working at a Subway store right next to a big hospital, there was a big line of people all getting their subs toasted. Without turning around, I asked the next person in line, "I'll bet you want yours extra toasted?" She was a burns victim from the hospital. FML

Today, my biology teacher told me that every Friday we should wear a hideous shirt to count down the last days of freshman year. So when Friday came around we decided to have a contest for most hideous shirt. I won. I forgot to wear a hideous shirt. FML

#804387
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58235) - you deserved it (9253)

On 04/04/2009 at 7:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was at my bosses house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4 foot cake before passing out. FML

#706614
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27349) - you deserved it (71787)

On 03/30/2009 at 6:17pm - work - by Donzai (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking with my boyfriend in the hallway of our school, and once we got to his class, I leaned in for a kiss. Surprising me, he leaned away, and I asked what was wrong. He told me he's glad we're going out, but just doesn't want anyone to know. FML

#629256
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58059) - you deserved it (4262)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:49pm - misc - by denied - United States (Delaware)



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