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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 January 1995 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 497
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was fired for "customer dissatisfaction." I work in IT and have never met one of my company's customers. FML

#695165
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58329) - you deserved it (3647)

On 03/30/2009 at 12:13am - work - by beat10 (man) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, this girl and I were chilling in my apartment and things got heated up and we started making out. One thing lead to another and the next thing I knew she was giving me head. I was getting ready to bust when she stopped, looked up into my eyes and said "Do you believe in Jesus?" FML

#618909
375 comments

I agree, your life sucks (198301) - you deserved it (31467)

On 03/26/2009 at 7:41am - intimacy - by JAY22 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I bought a pair of new speakers for my comp. I forgot I had installed various volume enhancing programs and also maxed out all sound settings. I connected the new speakers and played some music. The sound destroyed them. FML

#1167
20 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6693) - you deserved it (25541)

On 01/14/2009 at 9:02pm - money - by p!$$3D0FF - Australia (Victoria)



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