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Green_Eyes_Pwn
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (17 years)
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Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15365) - you deserved it (14942)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML

#7586565 (166)

I agree, your life sucks (22416) - you deserved it (2340)

On 01/26/2010 at 7:55am - health - by anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, at work we were gathered to be told some bad news. One of our colleagues would be taking indefinite leave because his wife had dropped their newborn baby. I accidentally laughed at the image. FML

#6043300 (40)

I agree, your life sucks (9418) - you deserved it (39782)

On 10/28/2009 at 6:29pm - work - by R (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, as I got into an elevator, I spotted a little old lady hobbling desperately to get on. I frantically tapped on the 'door open' button but the doors closed. I got dirty looks from the people in the lift, only then did I realise I had frantically tapped the 'door close' button instead. FML

#4805621 (114)

I agree, your life sucks (17359) - you deserved it (20520)

On 08/25/2009 at 5:17am - misc - by ElevatorThug (man) - Singapore

Today, I told my mom about how my friend is going to China for a year instead of college. My mom suggested that I could do the same. When I told her that a trip to China is probably more expensive than my college tuition, my mom replied, "Not for a one way ticket". FML

#4454040 (147)

I agree, your life sucks (32187) - you deserved it (4549)

On 08/11/2009 at 4:31pm - misc - by unwanted - Canada

Today, I was finally going to Best Buy to get The Sims 3. I was so excited to get it that I ran to the back of the store to get it, and tripped over a little boy in the process, which made me stumble into a CD rack and knock it over. Which made the rest of the CD racks fall over like dominoes. FML

#2759845 (192)

I agree, your life sucks (11294) - you deserved it (39032)

On 06/09/2009 at 10:37pm - misc - by Sims3luver (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

#2030761 (125)

I agree, your life sucks (71625) - you deserved it (13644)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was helping my friend wash dishes. As I went to grab some tongs to dry them I impale my forearm on a knife that's sticking blade up. My friend wanted to finish the dishes before taking me to the hospital. FML

#1627759 (109)

I agree, your life sucks (51912) - you deserved it (3090)

On 05/04/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by hurts (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was eating cereal and decided to warm it up to see what it tasted like. So, using a candle in the room I placed my spoon over the flame and waited to see if it heated up. Pleased with my silly experiment, I put the spoon back in my mouth. I now can't talk because of my swollen tongue. FML

#1416648 (347)

I agree, your life sucks (12077) - you deserved it (151043)

On 04/28/2009 at 7:16am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, the phone rang so I went to answer it. No one was there. A minute later the phone rang again and no one answered so I assumed it was a telemarketer or a prank so I started swearing uncontrollably in rage. Turns out it was my crush calling to ask me out, but she was too nervous to ask. FML

#880527 (120)

I agree, your life sucks (13300) - you deserved it (51551)

On 04/09/2009 at 1:04am - love - by skmusic (man) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I was walking out of a Starbucks and saw someone walking out behind me, thinking it would be the nice thing to do I held the door open. I was holding the door for about 30 seconds before realizing I was holding the door for my own shadow. FML

#828379 (124)

I agree, your life sucks (14182) - you deserved it (46805)

On 04/06/2009 at 12:14am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

#786603 (356)

I agree, your life sucks (21103) - you deserved it (60249)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

#253938 (1736)

I agree, your life sucks (363128) - you deserved it (401478)

On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

#2760 (28)

I agree, your life sucks (5105) - you deserved it (10804)

On 01/27/2009 at 1:33am - love - by dlova - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6 (427)

I agree, your life sucks (64443) - you deserved it (26460)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 -