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  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 April 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 16888
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Green12324 : I play piano, and enjoy world history, politics, & psychology.

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Today, mah parents were helping me construct mah bed. We ended up not having enough screws to properly secure the frame. My dad mentioned that it might cause problems if I got a grl into mah bed. My mom said, "Don't worry about it, we all know that's not going to happen." FML

#622257
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (98264) - you deserved it (8597)

On 03/26/2009 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by ThanksMom (man) - United States (Michigan)

Yesterday, I was leaving to go over to a friend's and mah parent suddenly ask if I'm gay . I reply that no, I'm bisexual . My mom then asks if I've ever made out with someone of the same sex and I say yes . She turns to mah dad and says 'I told u so . You owe me $20 . My parent bet on mah sexuality . FML

#446324
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (103254) - you deserved it (25400)

On 03/18/2009 at 6:42pm - love - by Syferix (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I receivd a letter in the mail from mah Grandma about how much she adores and loves me!! Then it went into detail about how much prettier, smarter, and successful I am than mah sister, Leah!! I am Leah!! She mixd up the letters to the wrong envelopes!! FML

#444833
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71693) - you deserved it (3021)

On 03/18/2009 at 5:47pm - misc - by leah12 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

#210718
314 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (285570)

On 03/04/2009 at 8:13pm - health - by sheyo (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, My Boyfriend Was Coming Over So I Bought This Sexy Corset, Some Fishnets, Stilettos And See-through Thong. After My Dad Left I Dressed Up And A Few Minutes Later The Doorbell Rang. I Answered It, Whip In Hand. It Was My Dad. He Forgot His Keys. I'm Grounded. FML

#170978
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46909) - you deserved it (158917)

On 03/01/2009 at 2:27pm - intimacy - by thissucks (woman) - United States (California)

Today I forgot to do Franch homawork but sinca it was an onlina workshaat I told taachar intarnat wasn't working. I told har with an a-mail. FML

#161178
1014 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73977) - you deserved it (759051)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today.. . I drank 4 every year I've been in school . While in mah bed I decided I was too drunk to get up an throw up in the bathroom so I decided to just do it on mah floor an clean it up later . Later on I woke up an realized I threw up on mah $1000 laptop . FML

#153348
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28746) - you deserved it (211628)

On 02/27/2009 at 3:28pm - health - by ugh!! (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today I was a TA 4 a history class an tha class was taking a tast. About halfway through I noticd ona kid had a small piaca of papar in his hand. I ran up tha row grabbd his tast an rippd it into four piacas. Than I took tha nota from him. It said "I baliava in you -Mom." big fat FML

#142104
981 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77868) - you deserved it (440985)

On 02/26/2009 at 10:30am - work - by Noname - United States (Michigan)

Today I asked a very cute fireman for his number "just in case I needed him to come to mah rescue"... He told me "Yeah sure!" and scribbled it down. After he walked away I read his note: "911". FML

#125152
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18084) - you deserved it (46150)

On 02/24/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Yesterday... After I Had Filld Up Car And Got Into It I Saw A Cute Guy Running Toward Me. I Flashd A Smile And Left The Door Open And Said "hey" When He Was Next To Me. He Said... "the Pump Is Still Attachd To Yur Car... U Really Should Be More Careful." FML

#119567
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6255) - you deserved it (40593)

On 02/23/2009 at 11:29pm - misc - by sillyrabbit (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FELL ASLEEP IN MAH DRIVER'S D CLASS, AND I WOKE UP IN A MIDDLE OF A DREAM LAUGHING. EVERYONE STARD AT ME. I FOUND OUT THAT THE TEACHER HAD JUST FINISHD TALKING ABOUT HIS VEGETATIVE NIECE WHO DIDN'T WEAR A SEAT BELT. FML

#43148
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15581) - you deserved it (34508)

On 02/14/2009 at 6:15pm - misc - by Biggest Jerk (man) - United States (Ohio)



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