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by sad / 01/08/2011 at 12:22am / United States (Oregon) / Love
by poop / 01/07/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 6:42pm / United Kingdom (London) / Love
by walnutbladder / 01/07/2011 at 4:46pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML
by anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy
by BiteMe14 / 01/07/2011 at 2:10pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 8:12am / Sweden (Orebro Lan) / Love
by bunnyyy / 01/07/2011 at 3:41am / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
Today, I got diarrhea while on a trip with my daughters. At our third stop, I had to sit in the stall listening to my 5 year-old informing everyone who came in that "mommy is stopping at EVERY bathroom to poop." FML
by Anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 3:03am / United States / Kids
Today, I had to walk three miles home from work. Both my parents were at home. The reason they wouldn't collect me is apparently because I've "gotten so fat, your grandma cried after she saw you". FML
by biscuit / 01/07/2011 at 12:46am / United Kingdom / Health
by edulover / 12/31/2010 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by person / 12/26/2010 at 12:59pm / Jordan (Amman Governorate) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 12/17/2010 at 8:28pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by uglywoman / 12/14/2010 at 3:21am / Australia (Queensland) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…