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by floggingnasty / 02/13/2011 at 6:38am / United States (North Carolina) / Health
by courtbabbbby / 02/12/2011 at 1:30am / United States / Miscellaneous
by inosehowthatgotthere / 02/09/2011 at 8:12pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went to get an ultrasound of my reproductive system done because I was having some abdominal pain. Everything was fine until the tech suddenly gasped and said, "Oh my God! You have two uteruses! Want me to print off a picture so you can show them off to your friends?" FML
by Anonymous / 02/08/2011 at 6:29pm / United States (South Carolina) / Health
Today, I woke up with a migrane, so I took one of my prescription migrane pills to get me through my day. The pill made me dizzy and nauseous, so I took a motion-sickness pill. That pill gave me a migrane. FML
by Screwed in Seattle / 02/05/2011 at 11:13am / United States (California) / Health
by bob / 02/05/2011 at 7:02am / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
by em / 02/05/2011 at 4:32am / United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire) / Love
by Anonymous / 02/05/2011 at 1:07am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/04/2011 at 12:42am / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/03/2011 at 3:59pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, while in my doctor's packed waiting room, an elderly woman insisted I take her seat. I thanked her, but politely declined. She began to yell, saying I was "ungrateful", until I sat down. She then left, laughing, as I discovered that she peed in the chair. Apparently, she does this often. FML
by Summer_Jane / 02/03/2011 at 5:40am / United States (Oklahoma) / Health
Today, I accidentally drank my sister's science project. Her science project consisted of taking a glass of orange juice and putting maggots in it to see if they would live. I thought it was just pulp. FML
by Username / 02/02/2011 at 11:46pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/02/2011 at 4:47pm / United States (Missouri) / Love