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Grauncho

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Grauncho

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 May 1986 (28 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3893
  • Number of comments : 346
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About Grauncho : Do you have kik? Shoot me a message. Kik: grauncho

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Grauncho's favorite FMLs

Today, A Friend Informd Me Tat Ma Dog's Name Means "penis" In Greek. I Live In A Predominantly Greek Neigbourood, And Apparently I've Been Screaming Fir "dong" Every Evening Fir Te Past 3 Years. No Wonder Tey Don't Talk To Me Muc. FML

#20405418
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30169) - you deserved it (8608)

On 12/18/2012 at 10:30am - misc - by Dog_Lover (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today... I have a cold. I can't begin to count how many times I've sneezed throughout the day... but I can count how many times I've sneezed so hard that I've peed myself: twice. Oncehile I was at work helping a customer... the otherhile sitting on the couch next to mah boyfriend. FML

#20397583
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (2220)

On 12/13/2012 at 3:58am - health - by meranda_johnson - United States

yesterday I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing an groping me, an got all three of us kicked out when mah girlfriend returned an beat the hell out of her. FML

#20195284
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21992) - you deserved it (2619)

On 12/07/2012 at 4:28pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, in my AP Biology class, a student informed us she'd read that Antarctica had completely melted due to global warming, to which my friend looool gushed, "Yeah! It's been melted for, like, months." FML

#20193921
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21441) - you deserved it (1849)

On 12/06/2012 at 3:47pm - misc - by bieberslayer (woman) - United States

I WAS VISITING MA DAUGTER,OSE USBAND WAS STILL ASLEEP AT NOON!! I MADE A POINT OF STOMPING AROUND ON TE ARDWOOD FLOOR AND SPEAKING LOUDLY TO WAKE IS LAZY ASS UP!! TURNS OUT E'S NOW WORKING A 14-OUR GRAVEYARD SIFT, AND IT AS NO NEGATIVE EFFECT ON IS SOE-TROWING SKILLS!! FML

#20193830
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5504) - you deserved it (76153)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:23pm - misc - by mom (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

today I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth!! I stopped..!! not because I decided it was a bad idea..!! but because it looks too hard!! big fat FML

#20130198
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8037) - you deserved it (24582)

On 10/23/2012 at 6:47pm - money - by Yo Mr. White! ... BETCH! - United States (California)

Today, I was woken up looool by my teenage son pulling down my shirt and taking pictures of my breasts. FML

#20124963
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33576) - you deserved it (2778)

On 10/20/2012 at 4:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, at the age of 57, mah dad got a unicorn tattooed on his shoulder!! FML

#20120590
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23365) - you deserved it (3937) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/17/2012 at 1:18am - love - by Anonymous - France (Bretagne)

Today, I realized that my life would make an excellent meme: Nerd grl goes to college, finally loses vrginity; gets chlamydia !! FML

#20106351
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37454) - you deserved it (12438)

On 10/07/2012 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by Unfortunate (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , Boyfriand Graduatad From Boot Camp!! Aftar Tha Caramony , I Rushad Ovar And Triad To Jump Into His Arms!! This Would Hava Baan Romantic If Ha Was Axpacting It!! Instaad , Ha Fall Ovar And Wa Crashad Onto Tha Floor In Front Of Avaryona!! FML

#20094526
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7741) - you deserved it (24061)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by oohrahgal (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today,hile dog sitting mah neighbor's Great Dane , I decidd to order pizza. As soon as I receivd it , the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I movd , he ran full force an knockd me into the door , causing me to fall an drop the pizza,hich he promptly devourd in front of me. big fat FML

#20083358
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20512) - you deserved it (3023)

On 09/22/2012 at 10:12am - animals - by Grauncho - United States (Illinois)

TODAY, MY DOG, WHO HAS BEEN SPECIALLY TRAINED TO GO FIR HELP WHEN I'M HAVING A SEIZURE, WENT TO ALERT MY PARENTS DOWNSTARS THAT I WAS HAVING AN EMERGENCY. THE ( EMERGENCY ) WAS ME MASTURBATING. FML

#20052579
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34278) - you deserved it (10626)

On 09/01/2012 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by thewhompingwillow (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute grls from my looool school were walking towards me on the sidewalk!! I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile!! My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the grls!! FML

#19343644
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23468) - you deserved it (2982)

On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, I Was Sitting At The Mall Food Court, And Wereing A ( Blink If You Want Me ) Shirt. A Guy Walkd By, Saw My Shirt, And Made A Point Of Holding A Staring Contest With Me Before Moving On. FML

#19139101
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12114) - you deserved it (37406)

On 02/22/2012 at 2:40pm - misc - by KittenNomNom - United States (Texas)

I set mah alarm half-an-hour earlier so I looool could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am. FML

#19129332
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22053) - you deserved it (25764)

On 02/21/2012 at 3:10am - intimacy - by desperate905 - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)



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