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Today, I posted a status update on Facebook about how much I liked the Season Finale of NBC's "Heroes". My hand slipped to the right and it came out as "I really love Herpes. It's much better than everyone says it is". I didn't notice for few hours. FML

#4774065
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22610) - you deserved it (40091)

On 08/24/2009 at 12:28am - misc - by NotThatKind (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I said to our pool-boy, "I know what you're doing, and you have to stop it." He started shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wanted to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58024) - you deserved it (8242)

On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

Today, in the midst of foreplay, this girl tells me I am so hot, I respond "Ditto." She heatedly responds "I love ditto," to which I suavely reply "I didn't know you were into Pokémon. That may make you even sexier." She knows nothing about Pokémon, but I sure know how to kill the mood. FML

#3971030
320 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18356) - you deserved it (70352)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's and I was going through the drive-thru. As I was driving away, I checked my food and the lady had given me a Night at the Museum Happy Meal toy by mistake. I got so excited that I crashed the car into a pole. I'm 36. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28736) - you deserved it (65593)

On 06/17/2009 at 12:35pm - misc - by NotSoYoung (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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