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GrandmaPearl

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 April 1995 (21 years old)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 3315
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrandmaPearl : I'm Morgan! I'm a laid back person! But I'm very preppy! I am Baptist! I like Hollister and Abercrombie! I LOVE RAY BANS! I love my country! Talk to ya later!!

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GrandmaPearl's favorite FMLs

Today, I recieved a phone call from a cruise line I had travelled on with my parents a year ago. After being told I had won a free $2,000 cruise from a sweepstakes I had entered while on the cruise. After celebrating loudly they informed me that you have to be 23 or older to collect it. I'm 17. FML

by Lucky / 06/21/2009 at 5:21pm / United States (Florida) / Holidays

Today, I was so excited to play the video game I just bought, I decided to read the manual in the game. I went over the seizure warning and thought to myself, who the hell gets a seizure from playing a video game? Apparently I do. FML

by Anonymous / 06/13/2009 at 8:47pm / United States (Florida) / Health

Today, my band had a show. We played a love song, and during the bridge, I ask out a friend of mine who was in the crowd, over the mic, in front of at least 200 people. She said no. FML

by Guitar-ZERO / 06/12/2009 at 4:40pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband of ten years was playing the Sims. I asked him about the house he built. Apparently, it was his dream house, and he recreated himself as a Sim so he could live in it. Then I asked him where the wife was. There was no wife. It was his happy place. FML

by Anonymous / 05/31/2009 at 1:36pm / Poland (Katowice) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat kept sneezing all morning so I took her to the vet. $150 later and the vet says she's fine. I get home and the noise starts up again. My automatic air freshener spray sounds just like my cat sneezing. FML

by catlover / 05/20/2009 at 5:07am / Australia (New South Wales) / Animals

Today, I got my laptop back after sending it to Dell to repair water damage after a night of partying. Dell returned my computer unrepaired, saying it was unfixable. When I called to ask why they couldn't fix it, they told me it was a biohazard. Someone got drunk and pissed on my laptop. FML

by Anonymous / 03/22/2009 at 12:39pm / United States (New York) / Geek

Today, I went to Tiffany's to exchange a bracelet my boyfriend had given me for our year anniversary. It was the first gift that he actually spent money on me for. The sales lady then told me that the bracelet was not a real Tiffany's item. FML

by Noname / 03/02/2009 at 2:24am / United States (California) / Money

Today, I have -$700 in my current account, $500 from overdraft fees because I spent money they told me I had. I don't get paid till the 15th and when I cash in my paycheck all of it will go to bringing me even. So the $9 I found in my wallet this morning will have to last me untill the 30th. FML

by Celina / 01/12/2009 at 4:55am / United States (California) / Money