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GrandmaPearl
  • Town/Country : Yeah right!, AMERICA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1255
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About GrandmaPearl : I'm Morgan! I'm a laid back person! But I'm very preppy! I am Baptist! I like Hollister and Abercrombie! I LOVE RAY BANS! I love my country! Talk to ya later!!

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Today, I went to my first class of the semester. After an hour of intense note writing, I realized I was in the wrong class. FML

#18766012
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17538) - you deserved it (25242)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:15pm - work - by student414 (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, after 3 hours in a cramped car with my family, we stopped at a gas station. I got out of the car and the first words out of my mouth were, "It feels so good to be able to walk!" That's when I noticed the elderly man sitting in a wheelchair only a few meters away. FML

#18742973
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32417) - you deserved it (10001)

On 01/08/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by VerbalDiarrhea (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my sister attacked me and stuffed a Tic Tac up my nose. I'm currently in the hospital waiting to have it removed. FML

#18738638
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27148) - you deserved it (2622)

On 01/07/2012 at 7:33pm - health - by tictacnose - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that I've been using a "Trick Scale" that my family bought to boost my self esteem so I'd think I was losing weight. I found this out at my physical, where I learned I have actually gained ten pounds. FML

#18631764
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24301) - you deserved it (4002)

On 12/28/2011 at 2:57am - health - by Fatty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked in on my daughter eating a handful of styrofoam packing pellets, because she thought they were Christmas candy. She's fourteen. What's next, eating rocks? FML

#18588984
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23255) - you deserved it (4016)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:23pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, someone nearly hit me with their car, so I flipped them the finger. They turned back around and tried to run me over. FML

#18585718
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20969) - you deserved it (6919)

On 12/23/2011 at 1:42am - misc - by badidea - United States (Minnesota)

Today, our dog peed on nearly all the wrapped gifts under our Christmas tree. FML

Today, while waiting for my train, I was listening to a voicemail message on my phone. Out of nowhere, a stranger came up to me from behind and screamed "DELETE!" into my ear. His voice command deleted my message. FML

#18580798
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27197) - you deserved it (3760) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/22/2011 at 4:25pm - misc - by anna - France

Today, I had two of my wisdom teeth removed. One side of my face is completely swollen, and the other is normal. I feel like the elephant man. FML

#18528725
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14201) - you deserved it (2740)

On 12/16/2011 at 4:13pm - misc - by HR (woman) - United States (California)

Today, the heating in my house broke down. I called my boyfriend and asked if I could stay at his place until I could get it fixed. He said no, and told me my overgrown leg hair would keep me warm. FML

#18528307
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26116) - you deserved it (12038)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:11pm - love - by Anonymous - Sweden (Hallands Lan)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33437) - you deserved it (5995)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I hit a new low when I caught myself eating the chocolates that were meant to be part of my boyfriend's Christmas presents. FML

#18525206
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7526) - you deserved it (27466)

On 12/16/2011 at 1:31am - health - by Username (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my mother sold my extensive Star Wars collection, and I cried when I found out. I'm 46. FML

#18524241
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24725) - you deserved it (22714)

On 12/15/2011 at 11:26pm - misc - by Oja1 - United States (Montana)

Today, stepping on a scale for the first time in years, I had to lift up my stomach to see the number. FML

#18520794
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10641) - you deserved it (36507)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:52pm - health - by ms piggy - United States

Today, my downstairs neighbor had a home birth. Not only did I hear eighteen hours of uninterrupted screaming, they called me afterwards, asking if I could come over to help them clean up. FML

#18520705
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32812) - you deserved it (2193)

On 12/15/2011 at 4:43pm - health - by Kara - United States (New York)



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