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  • Birth Date : Monday 14 April 1986 (28 years)
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Today, I was called by my 9 year old son's teacher. He had handcuffed himself to his desk with handcuffs he found in my room. I was told to please bring in the key and not to leave my kinky toys out where a child could get them. I'm a cop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (96479) - you deserved it (9131)

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