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GracesDelirium
  • Town/Country : San Antonio, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 March 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 512
  • Number of comments : 156
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About GracesDelirium : I won't hate you unless I have a reason to. Any questions, just message me. I usually use the app, so I may not get back to you for awhile.

~Grace'sDelirium

Ps. Fuck what my profile says, I was born on the 12th. Girl scouts day. ._.

Things I've learned from FML:

If something important is happening in your life, you should expect to get your period at the same time.

You should never have kids, because apparently they 'say the darnedest things'.

Whenever your boyfriend/girlfriend does anything slightly offensive, you should dump them straight away.

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Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

#5699307
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30648) - you deserved it (10374)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML

#5409336
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33707) - you deserved it (6659)

On 09/22/2009 at 2:20am - money - by robbedonCTA (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got hypnotized at my school's variety show. Apparently, when asked to do something I enjoy doing, I began to violently hump the floor. FML

#2722142
268 comments

I agree, your life sucks (79298) - you deserved it (19064)

On 06/08/2009 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by OhGeez (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was performing in an orchestra concert. My stand partner and I commented on people in the audience the whole time, saying how fat they were, etc. Towards the end of the concert, I realized we were sitting right by a microphone, and the whole audience could hear us. FML

#2593362
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7481) - you deserved it (85052)

On 06/04/2009 at 7:35am - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went out to a nice restaurant for my friend's birthday. I went to the bathroom and heard the woman in the other stall crying. She couldn't pull her underwear up over her obese, old-lady ass because her arms don't reach that far anymore. I was the only one there. I had no choice. FML

#1866535
379 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68690) - you deserved it (9771)

On 05/12/2009 at 3:19am - health - by bathroomseww (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had to sleep in the same room as my grandparents. They checked to see if I was asleep, so I pretended to be to avoid getting scolded for staying up. Turns out they were checking so that they could make love. I witnessed two 70-year-olds have sex in the bed next to me for 20 minutes. FML

#507959
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (195489) - you deserved it (18851)

On 03/21/2009 at 11:38am - intimacy - by Mike (man) - United States (Michigan)



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