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Today, I woke up to a broken window and 3 guys sitting in my living room watching TV. FML

#13413623
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32877) - you deserved it (2567)

On 10/11/2010 at 11:06pm - misc - by anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to pour myself a cup of coffee and noticed our kittens were playing in the living room. Transfixed by the cuteness, I didn't notice I started pouring hot coffee on my hand and foot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8872) - you deserved it (25576)

On 09/24/2010 at 3:20pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I ran over my neighbors' cat. I didn't want it to look like I killed it, so I put it under my other neighbor's car so it would look like they ran over it. The cat's owners were watching me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6994) - you deserved it (69105)

On 09/21/2010 at 12:49am - animals - by awesome - United States (Arizona)



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