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About Gourmet_Taco : Ironically the founder of Taco Bell died on my birthday :|. I'm 15 and a dude. I like Pokemon. I'm scared of being eaten alive and/or drowning in a whale's mouth, unlike Marlin and Dorie I don't have gills :(. I enjoy cooking, exercise, sitcoms and internet activities. If your still reading this. Why?
P.S. When Monsters Inc. 2 comes out I will probably faint of excitement.
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML
Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML
Monday 5 October 2015