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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 January 1996 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 693
  • Number of comments : 81
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Gourmet_Taco : Ironically the founder of Taco Bell died on my birthday :|. I'm 15 and a dude. I like Pokemon. I'm scared of being eaten alive and/or drowning in a whale's mouth, unlike Marlin and Dorie I don't have gills :(. I enjoy cooking, exercise, sitcoms and internet activities. If your still reading this. Why?

P.S. When Monsters Inc. 2 comes out I will probably faint of excitement.

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Today, I tried convincing my Valentine-hating boyfriend to send me a card, by explaining how important it is to me. He finally agreed and sent me a card. I opened it up, and it wished me 'harmony and well-being on Lupercalia'. What is Lupercalia? It's an ancient Roman festival where men run down the street naked, whipping people with goat skins to encourage fertility. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10378) - you deserved it (36333)

On 02/14/2010 at 1:56pm - love - by CrappyValentine (woman) - Netherlands (Noord-Holland)

Today, it's my 18th birthday. My parents got me a $5 gift certificate to iTunes. It came for free with the iPhone they just bought my sister for her middle school graduation. FML


I agree, your life sucks (646049) - you deserved it (42825)

On 03/24/2009 at 5:15pm - misc - by happybirthday (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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