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GothicAngel17

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (23 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 11108
  • Number of comments : 542
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 105 posted

About GothicAngel17 : Well hey, random stranger!

I'm 19, engaged, true blue and a mother to a tiny little premature baby (born at 28 weeks 5 days).

I may not have many comments, but don't doubt that I've been lurking on FML for a few years :P I just haven't really commented until I got the app (since it's easier to view comments on the app)

If you send me a message I probably won't reply. And if I do it will probably only be once.

This username doesn't suit me at all. I hate it, tbh. It should have been "PantheraLupus" but I can't change it.

If you like to read, look me up on Wattpad. "Panthera-Lupus"

GothicAngel17's page activity

Visits<b>Nonny_mouse</b> - the 09/21/2016 at 1:20pm<b>Fluffyturtle21</b> - the 09/17/2016 at 9:45am<b>Artures_way1</b> - the 09/08/2016 at 10:25pm<b>yackieegx</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 11:30pm<b>rorex</b> - the 08/30/2016 at 2:45pm<b>DomDomDima</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 8:03pm<b>kibawolf1237</b> - the 08/15/2016 at 5:36am<b>kusje</b> - the 08/03/2016 at 2:19am<b>oh2hell</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 2:11am<b>DrafteeSelf</b> - the 07/05/2016 at 8:08pm<b>HPCullen251</b> - the 06/15/2016 at 8:06am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/04/2016 at 7:51pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 8:26pm<b>Mightytall</b> - the 05/20/2016 at 2:13pm<b>player20270</b> - the 05/15/2016 at 6:20pm<b>SweetMaria</b> - the 05/13/2016 at 3:20am<b>lui_pg</b> - the 05/02/2016 at 10:47pm<b>ch1cl3</b> - the 05/01/2016 at 10:03am

Fucked!<b>Artures_way1</b> - the 09/09/2016 at 4:25am<b>oh2hell</b> - the 07/14/2016 at 8:12am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/25/2016 at 2:25am<b>haileyrows</b> - the 03/26/2016 at 5:14pm<b>awkwardtico</b> - the 11/11/2015 at 6:52pm<b>alfalfalaffa</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 12:46am<b>grammarsnail</b> - the 07/08/2015 at 8:18am<b>CreepinCow</b> - the 06/01/2015 at 5:15am<b>icnburbbygrl</b> - the 02/19/2015 at 2:33am<b>TheFuckGiver1230</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 6:40am<b>HairyPunisher</b> - the 02/10/2015 at 4:21pm<b>emmusj</b> - the 01/16/2015 at 12:31am

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You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Back from a party

An FML submitted on a Saturday morning between 5 and 6am can't be a good FML.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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GothicAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. He's been calling his penis "fun-sized" for a while now, but I didn't know he meant it really was the size of a fun-size candy bar. I'm pretty sure I'm still technically a virgin. FML

by Anonymous / 01/05/2011 at 3:49pm / United States (Virginia) / Intimacy

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

by ewicsmelly / 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health

Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

by Jessie / 12/25/2010 at 8:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I found out that my girlfriend's parents offered her a trip to Europe if she dumped me. She accepted, and broke up with me. Her parents were lying. FML

by pinkfloyd777 / 12/20/2010 at 11:15am / Love

Today, while giving a brief presentation at work, I blanked out on what I was going to say. I tried to make a joke and tell them I'd had a brain fart, but all I managed to say was "I farted". Well, at least they all laughed. FML

by Mike / 12/15/2010 at 6:57am / Work

Today, I met my boyfriend's very strict and traditional Korean parents. I had to listen to them while they called me a skank and how I was fat and ugly compared to nice, pretty, Korean girls. They don't know I speak Korean. FML

by Anonymous / 12/12/2010 at 10:03pm / Korea Republic of (Seoul-t'ukpyolsi) / Love

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

by ooblie / 12/08/2010 at 3:22am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

by Username / 12/01/2010 at 2:04pm / United States / Intimacy

Today, while I was having sex with my girlfriend, I was struck with a white-hot pain, and in the confusion thought her vagina had contracted hard. It turned out it was actually my uncircumcised penis retracting for the first time in my life. FML

by Anonymous / 11/25/2010 at 1:18pm / Singapore / Intimacy

Today, my grandma walked into my room and asked if the thing lying on my nightstand was a computer. I said ''Grandma, that's a clock.'' After staring at me, confused for a few seconds, she then farted, and left my room. FML

by Anonymous / 11/23/2010 at 12:35pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was fooling around a bit with my girlfriend while cooking dinner when she said, "Don't get too excited, I want to watch The Princess and the Frog tonight." I just got cockblocked by a Disney movie. FML

by roberto / 11/12/2010 at 6:48pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Intimacy

Today, someone in my class wrote "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I am always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML

by Petitprof / 11/12/2010 at 1:23pm / France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur) / Miscellaneous

Today, my cat learned how to flush the toilet while I was in the shower. His transformation from cute kitten to pure evil entity is now complete. FML

by Anonymous / 11/08/2010 at 5:55am / Turkey (Istanbul) / Animals

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

by Anonymous / 10/30/2010 at 1:07am / New Zealand (Taranaki) / Kids

Today, I went to a museum that had exhibits of wax people in the hallways. We were taking pictures of what we thought to be a waxwork old lady. Turns out she was real. FML

by yourmom / 09/21/2010 at 1:46am / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous