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GothicAngel17

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GothicAngel17

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9641
  • Number of comments : 542
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 105 posted

About GothicAngel17 : Well hey, random stranger!

I'm 19, engaged, true blue and a mother to a tiny little premature baby (born at 28 weeks 5 days).

I may not have many comments, but don't doubt that I've been lurking on FML for a few years :P I just haven't really commented until I got the app (since it's easier to view comments on the app)

If you send me a message I probably won't reply. And if I do it will probably only be once.

This username doesn't suit me at all. I hate it, tbh. It should have been "PantheraLupus" but I can't change it.

If you like to read, look me up on Wattpad. "Panthera-Lupus"

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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GothicAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, my dog disappeared for an hour. After calling her name repeatedly, she crawled out from under my bed, threw up on my feet, and then happily walked out the room. FML

#15893530
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27658) - you deserved it (3944)

On 04/23/2011 at 1:11am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

#15866600
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34282) - you deserved it (2338)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I went for a job interview. I was asked if I wanted a drink. I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

#15855605
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20722) - you deserved it (31779)

On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I'm a student vet. Part of my holiday work is to gain experience working at a dairy. A cow came on to the platform for me to inject her udder. As I was bent over, she decided to take a dump. Onto my left eyeball. FML

#15855335
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43391) - you deserved it (5902)

On 04/20/2011 at 3:27am - animals - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML

#15852262
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52532) - you deserved it (8339)

On 04/19/2011 at 10:21pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I finally got the courage to talk to a guy I secretly like. I was so nervous that instead of saying, "Hi, I'm Veronica," I said, "Veronica, I'm high." FML

#15851636
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34675) - you deserved it (7996)

On 04/19/2011 at 9:38pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46591) - you deserved it (5708)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob for the first time. This is the moment he chooses to exclaim, "Wow, you really do have a lot of dandruff!" FML

#15805096
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40552) - you deserved it (11426) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/16/2011 at 7:28am - intimacy - by Proprepourtant - France

Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML

#15718627
308 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20342) - you deserved it (66169)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was looking in my grandparents' drawers and cupboards to find a blanket, but instead found a stash of sex toys, and a male G-string with a horse on the front. The best bit? When you press the horse's nose, it neighs. FML

#15703960
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41097) - you deserved it (9516)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:46am - intimacy - by fuundmental/// - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

#15627116
290 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49581) - you deserved it (14520)

On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend pulled on my pubes and made 'engine starting' noises. This was his attempt at foreplay. FML

#15617936
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38610) - you deserved it (14628)

On 04/03/2011 at 7:27am - intimacy - by dahs - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
355 comments

I agree, your life sucks (113767) - you deserved it (8021)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was playing with my dog. His bouncy ball rolled under the couch, and I got on my hands and knees to get it. He decided it would be a good chance to hump the shit out of me. FML

#15448080
263 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37280) - you deserved it (11334)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:21pm - animals - by Username - United States (Florida)

Today, I was fired from the trucking company I work for, due to numerous complaints about my reckless driving. I don't even do driving work there, but my ex keeps calling in to report me, and my boss wanted the calls to stop. FML

#15285580
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38958) - you deserved it (3180)

On 03/12/2011 at 6:18pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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