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GothicAngel17

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GothicAngel17

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7686
  • Number of comments : 542
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 105 posted

About GothicAngel17 : Well hey, random stranger!

I'm 19, engaged, true blue and a mother to a tiny little premature baby (born at 28 weeks 5 days).

I may not have many comments, but don't doubt that I've been lurking on FML for a few years :P I just haven't really commented until I got the app (since it's easier to view comments on the app)

If you send me a message I probably won't reply. And if I do it will probably only be once.

This username doesn't suit me at all. I hate it, tbh. It should have been "PantheraLupus" but I can't change it.

If you like to read, look me up on Wattpad. "Panthera-Lupus"

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GothicAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55594) - you deserved it (4266)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while I was sleeping, my girlfriend took my phone and set the ringtone to a bloodcurdling scream. I found this out when I received a call while driving to work and, thinking someone was being murdered in my backseat, I panicked and swerved into a parked car. FML

#16448607
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37570) - you deserved it (5203)

On 06/01/2011 at 7:53am - misc - by iscreamforicecream (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I found out that the school principal takes all the money from the school fund raisers to buy herself donuts. I'd donated over $100. FML

#16447988
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37557) - you deserved it (4880)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:20am - money - by Golden~ - Canada (Ontario)

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

#16435033
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36544) - you deserved it (9330)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:01pm - misc - by kaleigh - United States

Today, my 12 year old cousin decided that "all men are pigs" and deleted every male contact in my phone. FML

#16434926
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37250) - you deserved it (4464)

On 05/31/2011 at 12:47pm - kids - by Ann - United States (Michigan)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I love him. He responded with, "That's nice. You know what I love? Chicken wings. Let's go get some." Apparently, he doesn't remember I'm a vegetarian either. FML

#16432419
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40162) - you deserved it (8068)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:02am - love - by veggiepower11028 -

Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML

#16430748
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39896) - you deserved it (4276)

On 05/31/2011 at 2:49am - work - by Me - United States (Arizona)

Today, I accidentally said, "Yes, Sir." to my female teacher. I then apologized by saying, "Sorry, Sir." FML

#16418676
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33213) - you deserved it (15037)

On 05/30/2011 at 2:14pm - misc - by OopsKid (man) - France

Today, when I weighed myself on my scale, it broke. FML

#16417126
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33697) - you deserved it (26481)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm - misc - by trev - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53128) - you deserved it (8673)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73893) - you deserved it (3821)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind date. When I got there, I found out that the guy was a ventriloquist and was going to use his puppet to talk to me. FML

#16291587
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36020) - you deserved it (4877)

On 05/22/2011 at 1:35am - love - by severedface (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was driving back home with my mom when we saw two squirrels having sex in the road. I told her to just honk the horn. She said that I was being selfish, that sex is a beautiful thing, and that we should let them finish. We sat there for at least five minutes. FML

#16287224
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41934) - you deserved it (5613)

On 05/21/2011 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by squirrels69ing (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got piss drunk. Being a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicated conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelled right. FML

#16286045
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8891) - you deserved it (58827)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Today, after three unsuccessful months of trying to make me orgasm, my boyfriend finally succeeded. It came from his car bumping up and down while we drove down a pot-holed road. FML

#16283076
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38132) - you deserved it (5593)

On 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm - intimacy - by hahanosirr (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)



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