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GothicAngel17

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GothicAngel17

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9570
  • Number of comments : 542
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 105 posted

About GothicAngel17 : Well hey, random stranger!

I'm 19, engaged, true blue and a mother to a tiny little premature baby (born at 28 weeks 5 days).

I may not have many comments, but don't doubt that I've been lurking on FML for a few years :P I just haven't really commented until I got the app (since it's easier to view comments on the app)

If you send me a message I probably won't reply. And if I do it will probably only be once.

This username doesn't suit me at all. I hate it, tbh. It should have been "PantheraLupus" but I can't change it.

If you like to read, look me up on Wattpad. "Panthera-Lupus"

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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GothicAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, I surprised my four year old daughter with a stuffed dinosaur. She named it 'Horny.' FML

#17145702
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36605) - you deserved it (7827)

On 07/17/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by douglas - United States (Washington)

Today, I Googled my ex-husband only to find that in the years since we've split he now fancies himself as a stand-up comic. His material? Our sex life. FML

#17143306
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37491) - you deserved it (8652)

On 07/17/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by it_IS_just_me (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I couldn't prove my son has had chickenpox, so his school gave us the option of getting a potentially dangerous shot he didn't need, pay for an expensive blood test to show that he previously had the virus, or sign a waiver stating I'm a religious nut refusing medical treatment. FML

#16822119
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28720) - you deserved it (6898)

On 06/23/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by CallMeJesusFreak (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my five year old niece decided to wake me up by shoving blasting earphones in my ears. Five hours later I can still hear Justin Bieber shrieking "Baby". FML

#16800264
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36319) - you deserved it (5072)

On 06/22/2011 at 2:37pm - kids - by my ears are dying - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job. My new boss asked me if I was single. After telling him I have been happily married for 6 years, he fired me on the spot. FML

#16793164
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51360) - you deserved it (3619)

On 06/22/2011 at 1:35am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

#16767931
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42138) - you deserved it (3580)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, I missed my flight because I was held in airport security because I'd "threatened" an employee. He had confiscated my eyelash curler and jokingly I asked if he thought I was going to curl him to death. He didn't laugh. FML

#16685518
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37741) - you deserved it (9391)

On 06/15/2011 at 10:42pm - misc - by missy - United States (Alaska)

Today, I found out the medications my doctor gave me for depression are making me fat. My main reason for depression is an eating disorder. Now, I'm fat instead of just thinking I am. FML

#16683131
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (5754)

On 06/15/2011 at 8:24pm - health - by DarkMaskDiva (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend had been encouraging me to send him 'personal' videos was so he could sell them online to porn websites. FML

#16646185
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48262) - you deserved it (18595)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by secretpornstar - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

#16579288
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14826) - you deserved it (56447)

On 06/09/2011 at 2:30pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37815) - you deserved it (16386)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, I used the staff toilets at school. As I sat down, I heard a sudden plop, followed by the stench of diarrhoea from the next cubicle. It was followed by a "I do apologise!" It was my English teacher. And we continued to chat. FML

#16575897
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33069) - you deserved it (6889)

On 06/09/2011 at 9:22am - health - by IPityTheStool (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

#16556165
260 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51772) - you deserved it (3568)

On 06/08/2011 at 12:35am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14817) - you deserved it (33870)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55882) - you deserved it (4275)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)



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