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GothicAngel17

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GothicAngel17

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 10 August 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9417
  • Number of comments : 542
  • Number of FMLs : 2 confirmed out of 105 posted

About GothicAngel17 : Well hey, random stranger!

I'm 19, engaged, true blue and a mother to a tiny little premature baby (born at 28 weeks 5 days).

I may not have many comments, but don't doubt that I've been lurking on FML for a few years :P I just haven't really commented until I got the app (since it's easier to view comments on the app)

If you send me a message I probably won't reply. And if I do it will probably only be once.

This username doesn't suit me at all. I hate it, tbh. It should have been "PantheraLupus" but I can't change it.

If you like to read, look me up on Wattpad. "Panthera-Lupus"

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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GothicAngel17's favorite FMLs

Today, I realized the only reason my boyfriend is dating me is because he has a pimple fetish. FML

#17304312
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40024) - you deserved it (4927)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:35am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

#17301663
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34743) - you deserved it (3781)

On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML

#17292941
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33225) - you deserved it (6677)

On 07/29/2011 at 12:20am - intimacy - by FML (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was helping clean my grandpa's garage when I found some of his old election posters from the '50s. They included slogans such as, "Dick: you know it feels right" and "Want growth? Choose Dick." I'm not sure whether to be disgusted or impressed. FML

#17279382
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27035) - you deserved it (4234)

On 07/27/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Nick (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I saw my picture in an architecture magazine. I'm not an architect. I was walking up a flight of "magnificently built" stairs as my skirt lifted to show an absence of underwear. FML

#17267205
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18361) - you deserved it (34513)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by crotchshothottie - United States

Today, I was home alone, and enjoying my freedom decided to walk around naked blaring my radio. What my mother forgot to tell me before she left was that a guy was coming to fix our dish washer today. Imagine our mutual surprise as I danced around the kitchen while getting a drink. FML

#17254567
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28670) - you deserved it (11750)

On 07/25/2011 at 2:07pm - misc - by youjustsuck (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got a completely random boner at a coffee shop, five seconds before two attractive women asked me to stand up and take their picture. FML

#17253981
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38086) - you deserved it (5336)

On 07/25/2011 at 1:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, it was hot out, so I opted to stay cool and wear my bathing suit all day. My mom took it as me rubbing in the fact that I'm thinner than her and grounded me. FML

#17242973
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37679) - you deserved it (5361)

On 07/24/2011 at 4:21pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I put 7 kisses at the end of a text instead of 10. She said that our relationship was bound to fail if "I can't remember important things like that". FML

#17227486
285 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45357) - you deserved it (5628)

On 07/23/2011 at 7:00am - love - by Baconcook3000 (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)

Today, while in line at a gas station, I felt something on my shoulder. I turned around only to see a woman behind me pulling the sunburnt skin off my shoulder. When I told her to stop, she yelled, hit me with her purse and ran off crying. FML

#17188929
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43765) - you deserved it (3576)

On 07/20/2011 at 9:38am - misc - by therundown - United States (Ohio)

Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina looks like an old man in a hat. It's OK though, he said it was a nice hat. FML

#17187875
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39275) - you deserved it (5377)

On 07/20/2011 at 5:17am - intimacy - by growlr - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I discovered that when you buy ropes, duct tapes, a shovel, razor blades, a fire poker, and a carton of cigs, the police can turn up and search your house for 'prisoners'. Those items were actually coincidental. FML

#17182524
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36271) - you deserved it (7404)

On 07/19/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up to a scream downstairs. My 13 year-old daughter was trying to bite her little brother's neck. No matter how hard I try, she will not believe that she is NOT and NEVER WILL BE a vampire. FML

#17162129
472 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38430) - you deserved it (5717)

On 07/18/2011 at 11:17am - kids - by xBubbles38 - United States

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

#17156963
341 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38252) - you deserved it (3365)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she thought I was cheating on her. With my own sister. FML

#17153294
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44210) - you deserved it (3898)

On 07/17/2011 at 8:04pm - intimacy - by Cinnamon (man) - Jamaica (Saint Andrew)



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