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About GothicAngel17 : Well hey, random stranger!
I'm 19, engaged, true blue and a mother to a tiny little premature baby (born at 28 weeks 5 days).
I may not have many comments, but don't doubt that I've been lurking on FML for a few years :P I just haven't really commented until I got the app (since it's easier to view comments on the app)
If you send me a message I probably won't reply. And if I do it will probably only be once.
This username doesn't suit me at all. I hate it, tbh. It should have been "PantheraLupus" but I can't change it.
If you like to read, look me up on Wattpad. "Panthera-Lupus"
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Friday 18 July 2014