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Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27624) - you deserved it (3921)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33415) - you deserved it (5250)

On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
259 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12176) - you deserved it (52757)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my husband Googling Morse Code. He thinks his farts are trying to communicate with him. FML

#17611865
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31561) - you deserved it (3515)

On 08/29/2011 at 11:38am - health - by KJL - United States

Today, while waiting for a doctors appointment, my husband started playing angry birds. Continually losing the game ended up raising his blood pressure to the point where he now has to have his medication changed. The new medication is $100 copay. FML

#17588910
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24674) - you deserved it (2776)

On 08/26/2011 at 8:20pm - health - by Username - United States

Today, I finally landed a new job, and thinking he would be proud, I told my boyfriend. Instead of congratulating me, he got mad that my work hours include Saturday, his laundry day. FML

#17586315
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27918) - you deserved it (3873)

On 08/26/2011 at 2:26pm - love - by shampoogirl (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33884) - you deserved it (8927)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I had an interview for an internship at an independent lawyer's office. Hoping to increase my chances of being hired, I dressed up sexily with a short skirt, high heels, and ample cleavage. Turns out his wife handles the interviews. FML

#17579225
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9183) - you deserved it (95246) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 08/25/2011 at 5:45pm - love - by santa_maria - Reunion

Today, my boyfriend wrote me a break-up letter, using Comic Sans. FML

#17576599
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32733) - you deserved it (4152)

On 08/25/2011 at 10:33am - love - by hendrix1 - United States (California)

Today, I was baking cookies. I stared at them for 15 minutes and finally asked my dad, "Why are these taking so long?" He looked up at the oven and replied, "It might help if you turn the oven on." FML

#17558329
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9217) - you deserved it (45172)

On 08/23/2011 at 2:18pm - misc - by Kendal - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a spray tan. The lady asked what shade I wanted to be, and joking, I said the darkest. She took it seriously. Now no one can recognize me, and I have work tomorrow. FML

#17541150
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7639) - you deserved it (63629)

On 08/21/2011 at 8:17pm - misc - by Sally - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I finally realized the reason my son's grades have been dropping so much. Every time I drop him off at his tutor's house, they play Call of Duty until I pick him up. FML

#17534893
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33572) - you deserved it (5513)

On 08/21/2011 at 1:48am - kids - by callofdutyhater - United States (California)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

#17526799
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31618) - you deserved it (4779)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML

#17526704
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60495) - you deserved it (3474)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:26am - love - by AlwaysGottaFML - United States (North Carolina)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34878) - you deserved it (4649)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)



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