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Today, my mom left for a business trip. Thinking it was a good time to throw a party, I mass messaged everyone on my contact list. I thought it was going to be a success. The problem with this? My mom is on my contacts list. She replied "I'll be home in an hour. You're grounded." FML

#17992894
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7999) - you deserved it (64710)

On 10/15/2011 at 8:47pm - misc - by mass message (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I saw my boyfriend of a year kissing another girl. When I walked up to confront him about it, he tried to convince the other girl he didn't know who I was. FML

#17989698
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41302) - you deserved it (2988)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was late for work. Trying to cut a few seconds off the clock, I tried to open my breakfast candy bar while taking a piss. I ended up pissing all over myself and dropping the bar in the toilet. FML

#17960824
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9630) - you deserved it (38728)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by Massasam - United States

Today, during my first date with a girl I've liked for awhile, she tells me about some minor disabilities she was born with. Wanting to be honest with her too, I tell her I'm slightly autistic. Her response was, "I'm sorry this isn't going to work. I can't date a retard." I had to eat alone after that. FML

#17948133
360 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48766) - you deserved it (3578)

On 10/09/2011 at 11:27pm - love - by DyingPlants (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my parents asked me if I would dog-sit for them while they go to my ex's wedding. FML

#17864370
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33579) - you deserved it (2694)

On 09/29/2011 at 4:14pm - misc - by littlepsychgirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend changed her relationship status on Facebook to 'It's Complicated' because I didn't give her my last cookie. This happens all the time. FML

#17859546
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30580) - you deserved it (11403)

On 09/28/2011 at 10:28pm - love - by danthecomplicate - United States (Kentucky)

Today, a man punched me for sleeping with his wife. Bewildered, I insisted I would never sleep with a married woman, to which he retorted "She wasn't my wife when it HAPPENED, dumbass!" I was assaulted for sleeping with my own girlfriend three years ago. FML

#17848518
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49732) - you deserved it (3816)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while waiting in line at Gamestop, another customer and the cashier started chatting about how Pokémon is for kids, and anyone over 10 who's into it is weird. Embarrassed, I put the new Pokémon game back on the shelf and snuck out of the store. FML

#17830762
566 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30717) - you deserved it (17821)

On 09/25/2011 at 3:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML

#17827987
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40904) - you deserved it (3274)

On 09/25/2011 at 6:26am - love - by Anonymous - Singapore

Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML

#17827650
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40228) - you deserved it (3728)

On 09/25/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Eric Moore - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

#17821676
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13754) - you deserved it (78933)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

#17818802
147 comments

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On 09/24/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by deee21 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34850) - you deserved it (4227)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

#17743433
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7809) - you deserved it (48508)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35018) - you deserved it (3664)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)



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