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Today, while resting in bed, I felt a slight tickle on my neck. Thinking it was a cockroach, I panicked and flung it across the bedroom. Turns out it was my brand new necklace, which is now broken into dozens of pieces. FML

#17818802
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13064) - you deserved it (32108)

On 09/24/2011 at 4:23am - misc - by deee21 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML

#17796010
293 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32541) - you deserved it (4018)

On 09/21/2011 at 2:39pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

#17743433
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7800) - you deserved it (48456)

On 09/14/2011 at 10:27am - health - by Fattymuch (woman) - India (Karnataka)

Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML

#17729404
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34951) - you deserved it (3662)

On 09/12/2011 at 5:37pm - misc - by siikman313 - United States (New York)

Today, I had a lady come in to order a pizza. She wanted to use a free delivery coupon. After telling her several times that she couldn't use a free delivery coupon, unless she was having the pizza delivered, she told me I have horrible people skills. FML

#17728264
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28080) - you deserved it (2578)

On 09/12/2011 at 2:32pm - work - by pea - United States

Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response: "You need Jesus." FML

#17727242
147 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 10:28am - work - by charliemann_ - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was at a pie auction. During it, I had to hold a pie in a glass case to be sold. In the middle of the auction, I raised my hand to scratch my face, and dropped the pie and broke the glass. It was worth $1000. FML

#17714395
149 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 9:18pm - money - by calebeutsler - United States (Texas)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
598 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22144) - you deserved it (248057)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was eating some popcorn with a guy, and I noticed a piece of hair coming out my mouth. I pulled it... and pulled it... and eventually some popcorn pieces came out attached to the end of the hair. I was so embarrassed, he tried to make me feel better by saying it looked like a magic trick. FML

#17708928
111 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I took my new iPhone into a technician to complain that when people called me, the audio was very quiet and muffled. Convinced it was a fault, I demanded a replacement. That is when he peeled off the factory issued protective screen that covered the ear piece. FML

#17679338
211 comments

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On 09/06/2011 at 9:17am - misc - by ss - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my boyfriend why he didn't believe in marriage. His response was, "I believe in marriage. Just not marriage with you." FML

#17670643
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37495) - you deserved it (5463)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by jellyybean - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend and I got into a huge fight. What was it over? He accused me of pronouncing MY name wrong. FML

#17658485
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (3411)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my husband went in for surgery and handed me an important document. It wasn't a will or anything similar, but a list of items and gold he wanted passed on to guild members on World of Warcraft. FML

#17642132
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27680) - you deserved it (3926)

On 09/02/2011 at 4:02am - health - by WoWWidow (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend will only speak to me using Lady Gaga lyrics. FML

#17627394
222 comments

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On 08/31/2011 at 2:31am - love - by ryanlogan - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12195) - you deserved it (52835)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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