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Today, my coworker friend told me she was going to the restroom. Soon after, I did the same. Once in the stall, I could smell a stench emanating from the next one. I yelled, "Ew, you stinky bitch" and sprayed air freshener under the partition. As I left the stall, my friend walked into the restroom. FML

#18490582
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10349) - you deserved it (44771)

On 12/11/2011 at 11:46pm - work - by stinky (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I discovered that the word 'randy' means 'horny' in England. I'm going to England next semester to study abroad. My name is Randy. FML

#18444089
297 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47507) - you deserved it (5090)

On 12/06/2011 at 10:36am - intimacy - by ThisIsGonnaBeAwkward (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML

#18442495
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11412) - you deserved it (73016)

On 12/06/2011 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered that you should always unplug the electric mixer before licking the beaters. FML

#18384979
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10783) - you deserved it (64008)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:21pm - misc - by seanjohn268 (man) - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting a historical war bunker when I accidentally let rip a small fart. My boyfriend responded with a horribly loud, horrendous fart, and loudly announced, "This is war." There were people, lots of people. FML

#18374141
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32398) - you deserved it (9167)

On 11/28/2011 at 7:34am - misc - by Dani - Reserved

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

#18358747
198 comments

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On 11/26/2011 at 6:13pm - misc - by Person15 - United States (Indiana)

Today, we were going around the table, telling everyone what we were thankful for. My girlfriend said she was thankful for her vibrator, because I can't please her like it can. My family thought this was funny. FML

#18346597
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41516) - you deserved it (8888)

On 11/25/2011 at 12:20pm - intimacy - by notgoodenough - United States (Ohio)

Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML

#18326234
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47292) - you deserved it (2909)

On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was caught stealing a video game. I realized after my parents were called that the case was actually empty. FML

#18299655
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7596) - you deserved it (86505)

On 11/20/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by Emil - United States

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
384 comments

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On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML

#18163904
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58679) - you deserved it (4200)

On 11/05/2011 at 11:40am - love - by oink401 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me. I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood. She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care. FML

#18150713
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45636) - you deserved it (4092)

On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today, while parking, I accidentally hit my landlord's daughter's brand new car. I made a huge dent in the side door. I thought nobody was home, so I quickly went to my room. Turns out they were having a barbecue outside and saw the whole thing. FML

#18119060
88 comments

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On 10/31/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by j3r3zana16 (woman) - Canada

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
543 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12076) - you deserved it (201338)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36111) - you deserved it (4334)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States



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